hoeface baboon

a bitch who is a hoe and looks like a baboon
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by kyle richards April 03, 2003
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baboon ass

stage 2 of monkey butt when youve had too many jalapenos
i am passing monkey butt going on to baboon ass since i have ate that jar of jalapenos
by fuck you December 09, 2003
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baboon suck

The sound a whore makes when she is sucking her ugly fat ass boyfriends dick, which sounds a whole lot like a baboon(hence baboon suck)
Did you hear heather last night? She was totally baboon sucking steven.
by charles norris June 21, 2008
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Black Baboon

(noun) A real spear-chucker who causes problems with their outlandish comments and actions

(noun) An Uncle Tom who gets him-/herself into trouble for being a true nig nog

(noun) N-word Jim
"Fucking Ricky is such a Black Baboon; he caused such a brawl at the Black Pearl on Grand Avenue last night..."

"How many times can we bail Ted out of jail for acting like such a Black Baboon?? He is always doing crazy shit and trying to fuck niggas up dey noses..."

"Can you pass me the oar, you Black Baboon?"
by blorpy October 18, 2016
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Reverse Baboon

Show me your Reverse Baboon.
She had a fine Reverse Baboon.
by Harry Dickson-balls June 19, 2011
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baboon ass

When you (a male) grab the top of your scrotum near the didick, squeezing the nuts until they are tightly displayed against the scrotum flesh. Best when displayed through the fly of your pants, and then asking a cute girl if she has ever seen a baboon's ass.
by Joe January 10, 2004
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Baboon Tits

A girl whose breasts look like they belong to a baboon, or other very hairy primate. These breasts are usually very thin and floppy; with nipples that face the floor. They often have sporadic hairs sprouting but with more concentrated hair towards the rim of the nipple.
Kenny: I took her bra off, and she had baboon tits. They were fucking disgusting. I told her to grab her shit and get out of my bedroom.

Josh: Wow... I always thought her tits looked ok... while she had clothes on; obviously.

Kenny: Yea, she fooled me too. She took her bra off and her tits literally unfolded like scrolls with nipples on the end.

Josh: My god.
by Mackster86 February 01, 2009
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