Willfully ignorant person who blissfully passes
time mechanically chewing
gum with no light bulbs on upstairs in the noggin, and only wants to enjoy themselves and talk about vapid pop culture and never hurt their brain with
boring or inconvenient substantive topics that make them uncomfortable.
Can you keep the topic to something light and fun? I don't want bubble
gum chewers like
Becky and Chad to get uncomfortable and call
911 on us, and shut happy hour down.