assamonger

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.

Jon Remple is an assamonger.

by Jack Linehan October 10, 2006

ASAMFGDCSP

Acronym for "As Soon As Mother Fucking God Damn Cock Sucking Possible". Used online mostly in message boards and chat rooms.

Woman, make me a sandwich ASAMFGDCSP!

by Cleveland.com/forums/browns August 7, 2010

awsometastic

a combo between aswome and fantastic beyond awsome and fantastic

that shot was awsometastic

by mark smith December 2, 2003

Awsomely Awkward

Something that would be so awkward if it happend in real life, but is so awsome in any other context.

1. Dude I had the most Awsomely Awkward dream last night about her!!

2. DUDE!!! WTF!!! thats my ex.........how was it??

1. Flippin awsome!!!

by Vincent123456 February 22, 2010

awesamazing

Better than awesome or amazing alone, or a mixture of the two.

Paige: I just parachuted out of a helicopter!!
Ashleigh: That's awesamazing!!

by justcellin' January 30, 2012

Awesamosa

Awesamosas are awesome people who are crazily talented and can make you feel so special. You can walk with and talk to them forever, one round is not enough. And they're never mean, they're always nice. Oh when they play the guitar. *.*
Also, you can eat actual awesamosas at Church Street Socials, they're soo good.

He's so awesamosa, dayum.

by slexycookie April 4, 2016

awsomenesstissity

the coolest thing ever

this shoe store is awsomenesstissity

by DCREDDS June 28, 2016