Awesomesauce

Something extremely awesome! So awesome it's almost too awesome for anyone to handle.

Like a potato peeler made of the bones from your enemies! That's awesomesauce!

"I have a potato peeler made of the bones from my enemies!"
"Wow, that's totally awesomesauce man!"

- or -

"Did you hear Jan got demoted in CS:GO?"
"No I didn't! That's awesomesauce!"
"Yeah, almost as awesomesauce as when Oliver exercised!"
"He did?! He must've totally ruined the balance of the universe!"
"Yeah, he did"
*Both at the same time*
"Awesomesauce"

by TotallyNotcrimZn July 26, 2014

Awesomesauce

Contrary to the popular male version (splooge), the female version is even more awesome and is defined thus: The substance obtained when after having unprotected sex with a female you then proceed to later receive oral sex on your unwashed manhood from a different partner.

After I boned Wendy I slid over to Lisa's house and fed her some awesomesauce. She tried to punch me in the nuts when I asked her how did Wendy taste.

by marcius69 December 14, 2014

Awesomesauce

Something truly amazing and wonderful. Beyond awesome; super awesome; the ultimate in complete awesomeness

These new shoes are amazing and easily the greatest high heels ever made. They are awesomesauce!

by lissabookjunkie September 8, 2011

Awesomesauce

A word meaning "awesome" or "epic" very rarely used.

That was awesomesauce!

by Bellabina August 9, 2012

Awesomesauce

Semen

“Gross I got awesomesauce on my hand!”

by SharKayyyMUA September 28, 2018

Awesomesauce

Very pleasing.

Dude, Rosie and Behar both croaked last night in separate, simultaneous fiery deaths!

For real? AWESOMESAUCE

by Beefwhiskey March 4, 2018

Awesomesauce

A type of sauce mixed with many different kinds of sauce, usually a mixture of Honey BBQ, Ranch and Sweet and Sour.

Did anyone make awesomesauce?

by Azure Terror June 10, 2016