Austrian Gunda

A Swiss national who wants to emigrate to Austria but cannot because he or she has Swiss instead of EU Citizenship. Generally a former-slave/convict who often goes without a toilet or shower and sleeps in their filth while they dream of migrating to the 1st world.

“Those two Austrian Gundas sure do suck on the chillum like a Kalga bitch!”

by SukDip February 22, 2011

Austrian Slam

When a person locks his hands together, raises them above his head and proceeds to slam them down on an opponent, girlfriend, or musk ox

Anthony: Bro, did you see what happened to that musk ox?

Durst:Yeah, i heard Trent gave it the Austrian Slam!

Anthony: Wow, that sounds almost as bad as when you did that to Sarah!

Durst: Yeah, Almost..

by DURST! March 16, 2009

Austrian House Party

The act of shoving sub woofers up your ass on full blast, vibrating your anal cavity and destroying you butthole.

Damn! Mark gave himself an Austrian House Party last night and he's still in hospital getting his prolapsed anus repaired.

by mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013

Austrian Death Machine

Arnold Schwarzenegger's death metal band with albums such as Brutal, Double Brutal, Triple Brutal, and A Brutal Christmas.

"Dude, did you hear about Arnold's new band?"
"Yeah, Austrian Death Machine rocks!"

by gbrodee April 9, 2015

austrian wienerschnitzel

A phallic reference jestingly used in the company of gentleman.

Noobs are often suggested to consider imbibing the aforementioned subject, for austrian wienerschnitzel cures hunger in homo sapiens that require sustenance.

om nom nom is the sound of someone taking austrian wienerschnitzel inside their mouth.

I say, good sir, you appear famished. Might I suggest, my good fellow, that you remedy your hunger by consuming this large austrian wienerschnitzel. Om nom nom. Much better, wouldn't you say?

by slinksblinks September 22, 2016

Austrian Bumble Bee

the act of taking a pistol made before 1950, handing it to an elderly individual with Anemia and Parkinsons, and putting them onto a Sybian anally. Slather the individual with honey, tell them shooting the gun once every 15 seconds will make it stop, and turn the sybian on high. It is preferred the individual setting up the action is behind something bulletproof and the victim/partner is in a public location.

"Did you see on the news? Jim got angry about his exam grades and did the only thing he could, went into a park and did the ol' Austrian Bumble Bee."

by Bandit I guess March 21, 2020

austrian whip

When you take the chainsaw chain and use it as a whip.

Person 1: if you don’t shut the fuck up, I’ll use my Austrian whip on yo ass
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEE

by Mister Bister Pister September 24, 2021