Australia 

australia is probably one of the better countys in the world. it has awesome cool scenery and accepts people as citisans easier than most other counties.

the government pays people to go to school and to be unemployed. and most of the better people who live here are multi cultural and not rasist.

so in my opinion i think australia is a pretty alright place to live :)

aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi. Australia

Australia by Melissa_0049 December 24, 2006

australia 

Pretty cool place overall. If you can't decide between backpacking in SE Asia or joining a frat, then do the east coast of Oz. Heard the West coast is amazing but didn't make it personally. Watch out for schoolies in Byron.

In person, Aussies are incredibly friendly. For some reason though whenever an aussie posts online they turn into raving america-hating lunatics. We Canucks tend to do it sometimes too, but have earned the right for obvious reasons.

As friendly as Aussies are I tend to prefer Kiwis for friendliness and general backwardness. Aussies remind me of Canadians and Kiwis remind me of Newfies.

Negative: Evil a.k.a. Rupert Murdoch is from there.

Steve from Brissy: "G'day you bloody yank! Footy?"

Danny from Texas: "Football? That there Australia is bigger'n Dallas."

John from Toronto: "Soccer? Whatever, hockey's back eh? Leafs are due man."

Brendan from South Island sticks: "Tough bikies hey? Gotta tinnie?"

Moike from Newfoundland: "If I 'ad a face da likes o yers, me son, I'd walk back'rds. Where you 'longs to?"

Steve: Bloody roo in the billabong!

australia by Polar Spank September 26, 2005

AUSTRALIA 

BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND I CAN SAY THAT COZ I LIVE DOWN HERE
I DONK CARE WHAT YOU SAY

AUSTRALIA MATE THE BEST COUNTRY

AUSTRALIA by AUSTRALIAMATE November 20, 2016

Australia 

A death trap.

You can not survive a day in Australia.

Australia by TheBirchy September 2, 2017

Australia 

One Word: Crikey

Australian Guy: CRIKEY! this is a wild (Insert way too dangerous animal here) In his natural habitat! it could attack at any moment....

Australia by Greenm8 February 10, 2018

Australia 

A country in which anything and everything will want to kill you, including spiders, snakes, sharks, crocodiles, birds, fish, bees, and even centipedes. Be extremely cautious.

G'day mate, I'm from Australia.

Australia by ThisPageCannotBeDisplayed November 17, 2018

Australia 

a fake country, it doesn't exist. A myth created by Great Britain to cover the fact that they sent all their prisoners in the Atlantic to die. cuz u know over in the U.K, we don't do genocide

have u ever been to Australia? do u know anyone that's been to australia? facts don't care about ur feelings liberal

Australia by ERRRRRRRRRRRGOD November 21, 2018