Awankerning

When you’ve finished having a tug and ya post nutt clarity inspires a pivotal thought or awakening.

“Oh demarcus, I finished rubbing one out and I had an awankerning”

by gazza from up the road ye May 3, 2021

Asswater

Asswater is when you sit on the toilet, but the piss comes out of your ass instead.

Person 1: Why do I hear intense splashing in the bathroom???
Person 2: Sherry is having asswater.
Person 1: Oh, makes sense.

by joetazunawife November 6, 2021

Grandma assbanger

You meet a new friend and get really close to him and his family so that you can meet his grandma and then fuck her.

Grandma assbanger is also closely related to grandpa assbanger if you didnt know

by Grandpa assbanger August 25, 2013