AssPiss

AssPiss is the act of dropping ones trousers (pants), tucking the scrodum and penis behind ones legs, and proceeding to pee backwards. Most frequently occurring at fraternity recruitment events.

Nick: "Hey guys!"
Crowd: "What?" (while turning to face Nick)
Nick: "AssPiss 2011, whewwww!"
Crowd: "What the fuck is wrong with that kid."

by WSUATOASSPISSER September 14, 2011

asspickle

Just another name for a turd.

ass pickle, bum cigar

by Mr. Bubblehead March 22, 2005

asspire

to exit an elevator after passing gas in it with hopes that the next person in there will be graced with the stench

i feel bad for the next person to go in the elevator. i just left a vicious asspire in there

by Papa Nimz June 1, 2007

Asspained

The condition in which the one who is being referred to is incredibly agitated, which results in chronic pains in the rectal region due to their inability to rectify said frustration.

Matt: "Why are you so Asspained Jeff?"
Jeff: "Because this guy on counterstrike wont stop killing me."
Matt: "you are such a whiny bitch Jeff."

by Policemaninthenavy November 18, 2013

asspirate

One who steals booty belonging to the same sex.

by alan partridge January 19, 2003

assparty

the view you get when walking behind a group of *fine* members of the opposite sex

by sam October 27, 2003

nigga bob asspants

Slang for the cartoon character sponge bob square pants

Yo, homie my little bro was watching nigga bob asspants earlier.

by pissna April 16, 2007