Assies

Somebody who plays and talks about their ass in public (mainly with friends)

Seeing whos ass is bigger, spanking

by SLee February 19, 2005

Assident

The act of sharting aka shitting in your pants when farting

Dan - "oh damn I just sharted"
Bill - "I know..I could smell that assident from across the room!"

by sbjess December 5, 2012

assident

Accidental buttsex

Tucker and Luka had an assident

by DexhatesRina May 24, 2011

Assayer

To analyze the quality of materials things like gold.

We might need to call an assayer to get the specific value.

by ExtravaganzaPalooza September 6, 2016

assie

The ass-view version of a 'selfie'

A photo of a person's ass, taken by the same person in the photo. It is then posted to Facebook/Instagram/Twitter to show everyone how good is your ass looking, and to make their friends feel depressed about being a flat-ass and worry about physical condition.

'Cara changed her profile picture last night, did you see it?'

'That assie without pants? Yeah I saw it... nice ass'

by Giagichi February 21, 2017

assident

Distracted driving from gawking at women in tight shorts or short skirts when the weather turns warm.

I just smacked up my car in another assident while driving through downtown.

by Joey Knuckles July 26, 2017

Assident

When you accidentally touch someone's butt and make things awkward.

Random person: Did you just touch my ass?!
Ass toucher: sorry it was an assident!

by Litty titty99 October 25, 2017