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asscrack

stop shoing your asscrack
by rickrolling May 13, 2022
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Asscrack

You're an asscrack
by Asscrack Master March 10, 2019
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Asscracker

A fat fucking dipshit who never washes his ass and eats crackers all day.
Ewww look at him he is such an asscracker.
by SourceofAutism January 31, 2024
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asscrack salt

The salt that comes off hot Cheetos bitches ass when they wear booty shorts
" damn nigga she got asscrack salt that's saltier then the sea"
by Niggerballs420 August 20, 2021
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Asscrack hairstyle

The way in which one's ass hair is cut or arranged
-Did you try anal with Jenna last night?
-No way dude, her asscrack hairstyle is literally a spider web.
by nobodycaresm9 December 4, 2016
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asscrack sandwich

A sex position in which 2 naked men's hairy asses lay parallel to one another and simultaneously take a large bowel movement, then the 3rd party involved eats it out of the "buns" lengthwise (creating a hamburger bun effect) while piling the goods on their eyes, cheeks, nose, and lips in a slow deliberate motion. The 3rd person then regurgitates the mass and starts the process again, depositing the matter where it originally came from, like mustarding a juicy hotdog.
Damn, Laqueesha gave me and Tyrone an asscrack sandwich last night, shit was lit as a mothafucca.
by hary dicksack March 10, 2017
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Admiral Asscrack

A person who can be a slew of things, but is generally just a pissy fucker and is not plesant to be around.
Guy 1: Hey bro, came home and i was about to passout from hunger, so i ate that sandwitch in the fridge.

Guy 2: OMG! I've been wanted that sandwitch ALL DAY!!!!! God dammit! I Fucking hate you so much!!!!

Guy 1: Chill the fuck out Admiral Asscrack...it just a sandwitch.
by XxAutisticJeezusxX August 13, 2011
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