1. ) Special breed of asshole\ignorant fuck, who just with their mere presence can make you consider chugging bleach or killing said assgobbler.
2. ) Someone who discovered what a rim job is and can't get enough of it.
2. ) Someone who discovered what a rim job is and can't get enough of it.
1. ) Person : Bro, I can't believe that goddamn assgobbler broke into my crib, and fucked my lil sister in my fuckin bed after I just washed the sheets. Sorry mf even shoved his soiled condom in my pillow case before he left.
Person 2: Damn fuck that guy. Wanna fuck up his shit fam since he fucked ur sister?
Person : Hell yea ace.
2. ) My brother became an assgobbler after coming back from his business trip in Bangkok.
Person 2: Damn fuck that guy. Wanna fuck up his shit fam since he fucked ur sister?
Person : Hell yea ace.
2. ) My brother became an assgobbler after coming back from his business trip in Bangkok.
by KevinFallis May 3, 2018
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- will not show up to an agreed time/ location and go ghost
- shows up on time, agrees to duration and rate, however after receiving the amount, says that she works on tips and leaves after a max of 5% agreed time(typically disappearing at an event after an excuse like going to the bathroom.)
-will be high to the point of unconsciousness following heavy amnesia (after making a deposit and meeting up, hourly rate at or above 1700)
- very unprofessional
- will not show up to an agreed time/ location and go ghost
- shows up on time, agrees to duration and rate, however after receiving the amount, says that she works on tips and leaves after a max of 5% agreed time(typically disappearing at an event after an excuse like going to the bathroom.)
-will be high to the point of unconsciousness following heavy amnesia (after making a deposit and meeting up, hourly rate at or above 1700)
- very unprofessional
person A: im going to Arizona to party
person B: beware that the escorts are actually asscorts
person A: Fuck that shit, asscorts are the last thing i ever want to deal with
person B: Exactly, that's why i only pay escorts
person B: beware that the escorts are actually asscorts
person A: Fuck that shit, asscorts are the last thing i ever want to deal with
person B: Exactly, that's why i only pay escorts
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