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Kitchen asphalt

Mama baked us some kitchen asphalt again, Dad.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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asphalt worker

Crazy SOB, I mean you have to be to deal with that hot stuff daily. Will usually have an energy drink and a pack of cigs at all times. May also be found on rain days in your wife’s bed.
It’s 100 degrees out and those crazy asphalt workers are out there playing in 300 degree rocks!
by AsphaltAnimal December 23, 2021
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Asphalt Monkey

A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker
I'm going to run over that God damn asphalt monkey
by ARCAD3 May 29, 2023
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Asphalting

A practice of military online troop trolls in cyber hybrid warfare whereby grassroots movements are triggered in another country to promote a foreign agenda, destabilize domestic politics, or simply to instill chaos with no particular aim.

Example:

Russia conducted a cyber operation focused on asphalting, i.e., creating hundreds of social media groups and accounts which grew in size with actual profiles following those accounts, and organized protests amid election campaigns in foreign countries to destabalize the political discourse and polarize the population.

This practice has been coined as Asphalting.

Asphalting is the contemporary version of Divide and Conquer.
Russia's asphalting tactics destabilised the US 2016 elections.
by Ivo Vaz November 19, 2023
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Asphalt technician

A woman that has sexual partners for money. A professional "working girl". A prostitute. A female or make that trades sexual favors for payment.
Say cuz did you see that "asphalt technician" laying in the cut over there. Bro total smokeshow.
by el boogie April 11, 2020
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Asphalt paving

The act performed by a whore when she shits on your chest and paves your torso in feces by sliding her butt across.
Asphalt Paving
Customer: Ugh.. That was a nasty asphalt you paved on me.
by Tattimus November 12, 2017
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