Asparadick

A piece of asparagus that is so large in size and girth it is comparable to the size of a dick.

Can you pick up some asparadick at the store for dinner?

This asparadick is very filling.

by Gorl13 July 12, 2018

Asparagucci

A beautiful and delicious plate of asparagus

“Fire one Asparagucci”

by Chefington May 20, 2019

Asparagus Camera

A cursed object, believed to be one ne of the seven deathly idols one must obtain to inherit the power to rule the world.

Several attempts were made, yet only one has succeeded to this very day.

It is made by draining the pulp of freshly grown asparagus' and freezing it into a mold that represents the shape of a camera. The asparagus juice is than frozen until solid and taken out of the mold.

There was a video circling the internet of a bloke, trying to create such an object.

Myth says such camera shall never melt even in the scorching heat but it is yet to be proven by the Mythbusters.

A: Ayo where is Eric, I haven't seen him for days!
B: Ssh, I've heard he is trying to create the Asparagus Camera.

by RustyChain444 August 13, 2022

Asparagi

Plural form of Asparagus

I can’t wait to eat some asparagi

by Zingle Zimbabwean December 3, 2022

Asparapee

The noxious smell in urine experienced by most people immediately after consuming asparagus. Studies have shown that while many can’t smell the pungent stench, most do extrude it. This phenomenon is most likely caused by farmers adding sulfur to fertilize their soil. The odor is sometimes accompanied by a neon yellow or green hue.

Person A: Damn, your pee is freakin' reekin'! Did you have asparagus for dinner last night?

Person B: Yes, I have asparapee.

by RobDnet May 25, 2007

aspaztrophe

The misplacement of an apostrophe, resulting in your immediate demotion to the status of complete retard, even if you just had a case of fat fingers and your hand slipped.

Do'nt run, the cow's fell over and thousand's of lemming's are all examples of aspaztrophes.

by spacerr May 21, 2008

aspartame

Artificial sweetener commonly found in diet soft drinks as well as other sugar free foods.

Aspartame is thought to be carcinogenic

by xei September 3, 2004