Astronaut Highschool

Where all the white girls go for mullet boys and thugs, and the emo kids walk around with dog collars on ✨. and all the yee yee kids say the N word, and all the girls wear shorts that show half of their asses 🥰. sounds like an amazing school right? HAHA think again.

Astronaut highschool; a school full of yee yee boys and hoes.

by cheerihOes September 6, 2021

arsehole astronaut

A person who likes to ravage brown town. Usually refering to a homosexual.

Hey arsehole astronaut, leave me arse alone... gay.

by neil armstrong April 9, 2008

pulled an ashton

Falling down brutally/fake fall

Hey Caleb pulled an Ashton
Yeah he does it for attention

by bettah November 24, 2018

Dirty Ashton

When two male twins are banging and one of their parents walk in and the mix of suprise and fear causes the bottom to clench so hard it snaps the tops dick.

Guy 1: did you hear why Ethan isn't at school?
Guy 2: no? What happened?
Guy 1: They did the dirty Ashton and now he's in hospital.

by EthanDaCoon August 30, 2015

Ashton (girl)

Ashton is a hot badass who gets all the guys and will never betray her friends, she is not a backstaber. If you ever come across a Ashton do not leave her side. She is amazing sweet and kind.Always smells amazing, and has a huge heart for animals.

Wow dude did you see Ashton (girl) go by?!

by paint47 October 17, 2019

Filthy Astronaut

To perform this maneuver you must first be entering your partner from the doggie style position, Just before the man milk is projected through the beef straw you must grab a plastic bag and quickly place it over the head of your unsuspecting partner and firmly fasted it by making a fist with the plastic behind the head. After securing the bag in a single motion swing around until you are facing your partner face to face. Next using your fist or a blunt object strike your partner in the face or about the head hard enough that they begin to see stars. Finally you release the bag and with your right foot kick them in the chest knocking them back on the bed lying on their back , straddle your partner in a manner that your cock is in there face and your sitting on their chest with your knee on their ears now release deploy your man milk across their eyes and your partner will see nothing but the milky way.

Sweetheart, If you dont stop staring at that guys cock Im goin to take you home and give you a Filthy Astronaut

by JoeWilly 1972 February 15, 2009

Astronaut Love

The kind of love that you would put on a diaper and drive 3,000 miles for.

She be crazy, she is in total astronaut love

by Urban LiLlY March 1, 2007