asbonaut

UK usage. Combination of ASBO (anti-social behaviour order) and astronaut. Used to refer to Chavs, council estate types and hooligans of various kinds.

"When I grow up daddy I want to be an asbonaut!"

by David Avon February 23, 2005

Asmonbalding

Involves heavy consumption of soft drinks including a heavily receding hairline.

Boy: What's Zach been up to lately?
Girl: He hasn't showered in weeks, I'm pretty sure he's asmonbalding.

by KappinKellogs November 22, 2020

Ascentific

Any action that is so blatently and utterly stupid that it is beyond the comprehension of most people to understand what would motivate someone to do such a thing.

It was completely ascentific of British rock star Pete Doherty to get his cat high on crack. I'm glad the humane society took that idiot's cat away from him!

by Magdalene St. Vitus December 25, 2007

Ascend

The #1 Discord Selfbot, 140+ commands included

Wow, Ascend is such a good selfbot, way better than Asari or Nighty

by jxnx2 June 28, 2021

ascended weeaboo

This shares the same meaning as a weeaboo except it applies to all Asian cultures. To be an ascended weeaboo, you've got to be obsessed with 2 or more Asian cultures. The two most common cultures that ascended weeaboos are infatuated with are usually Japanese and Korean.

Person 1: Hey, isn't the girl cute ?

Person 2 : Yeah, she's hella cute.

Ascended Weeaboo : Omg ! She's soo kawaii and gwiyomi-desuu !!

by Cornfield Leon April 28, 2014

Ascension Prevention

To leave behind friends/teammates in their moment of need in order to save yourself

"Help we're being overrun by zombies!"

"No use, Dan just Ascension Prevention'd"

by Strange Brew October 13, 2012

Abscondiscated

When someone removed something from your possession that may or may not have belonged to you in the first place.

He just abscondiscated with the beer I found in this cooler.

by BMWMotogirl March 21, 2016