archadong

a huge dick with an upwards curve

Joe's gf claims he has an archadong!

by jmagssss March 31, 2008

Armchair Warrior Disorder

Those who ferociously post inane arguments from their armchairs.

Farah has armchair warrior disorder, he spends all his time online defending inane political arguments that go nowhere.

by Åmiña Åhmëd August 27, 2012

Armchair activist

A blowhard who claims to strongly support or oppose a cause, but instead of donating their time, they spend it on social media calling out others for not doing more.

"Paul blathers on and on about gay rights, yet he's never been to a Pride Day event. What an armchair activist. "

by Beanwaffle3 July 19, 2020

Armchair Fighter

Someone who has never fought in their life but has seen combat sports and thinks they're a professional so they write comments critiquing how a fighter should fight. These kinds of basement dwellers are usually found in the YouTube comments of a boxing match, UFC match, kickboxing match, etc.

*Watches boxing match*

John: He needs a more consistent jab, better head movement & keep those hands up. He needs some better footwork as well.

Kyle: Stfu Armchair Fighter

by lil tubby September 5, 2022

Archaon

Every few centuries there is a mortal champion who is destined for the greatest blessings of Chaos. He is Lord of the End Times, The Everchosen, who the Chaos Gods unite behind, bestowing all their gifts upon him. Each time one of these great warlords has walked the world it has heralded war and plague, famine and death of a massive scale. Nature itself abhors his presence, the ground splits asunder at his feet, the air churns and swirls around him. Of all the Everchosen of Chaos who have assailed the world over the ages, Archaon is the most ruthless and powerful, for he alone has succeeded in reclaiming the six treasures of Chaos. He is Chaos Incarnate, the herald of the Apocalypse, and where he walks the world trembles.

As the Everchosen of Chaos, Archaon bears the ultimate favor of each of the Dark Powers.

by lordofchaos July 22, 2010

armchair commando

If a nerd isnt any of the following:
internet gangster
troll
copycat
poser
dickhead
etc
he is an...
ARMCHAIR COMMANDO!

An armchair commando is a lowlife nerd kid who sits at home shows off his military knowledge and argues about anything that has to do with military and politics involving military and pretends to know more than scientists do about ballistics, measurements, Parts of a weapon and more...
They quickly search through forums, wikipedias for more info and come to their own conclusion or most of the time copy and paste a paragraph from wikipedia

guy1: "m16s are cool thanx to the bullets they use!"
Armchair commando: "NO YOU DOUCHEBAG the m16 was developed BEFORE vietnam war and it uses the 5.56x45 milimeter round which travels around 3000 feet per second and the round disintegrates as soon as it hits rough surface....bla...bla.....bla....making the M16 AWESOME!.."
guy1: "duh thats pretty much what i said

by aJork July 3, 2009

archambault

The common last name of all families that have a true pimp in them. Came from the Archambaults in canada

Zach and Byron Archambault are both pimps because they are each Archambaults.

by zach a March 20, 2005