Armadillo phone call

Prank call someone pretending to be an aroused armadillo

Oh my god Tommy totally did a armadillo phone call on me last night, it was hot !

by Joe Swanson 93 November 8, 2010

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Pink Fairy Armadillo

An awesome kind of armadillo that lives in argentina and they have wings, are pink, and are the smallest armadillo specie!

A pink fairy armadillo raped Fidel Castro. Twice

by Kasheck April 30, 2008

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The armadillo’s cool side of the pillow

This phrase is used to describe something or someone that is unbelievably cool and unique.

Person 1: Damn, that party last night was insane.
Person 2: Yeah, it was totally the armadillo’s cool side of the pillow.

by Adn November 21, 2019

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Armadillo in my prayer garden

When a guy performs oral sex on a woman.

Girl A: (texts girl B) "what are you doing? "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "

by JennDubs1 August 6, 2011

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My back hurts like an armadillo shell

When you´re stiff and your back hurts.

Friend 1: How are you feeling today?
Friend 2: Im good but my back hurts like an armadillo shell.

by Sweden04 January 23, 2023

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Austin, TX is now a town of professional class hipsters, but once upon a time it was a favorite haunt for hippies, "keeping it weird". There was a music venue called The Armadillo; when it went under, it became an emblem of the "weird" Austin that was being encroached on. If you see someone old enough to have been to The Armadillo (the club), with long unkempt grey hair in a ponytail, trailing the faint odor of whatever they were smoking, wearing a faded 70's punk-rock t-shirt, you have met an "armadillo". Their numbers are declining, but they are still to be seen, like an endangered species in their native ecosystem that invasive species are encroaching on.

"Yeah, that guy was a real armadillo; he can tell you stories about when The Clash shot the music video to 'Rock the Casbah' on the corner of Congress and Oltorf."

by rossdavidh April 14, 2021

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