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Arizona

Ok I'll say my definition at the beginning was good but, I will also mention its history after Native and Colonial times and Mexico it's area today was formed in 1866 to be coming a a state in 1912. Tombstone proves AZ is southwest like. Weather isn't that bad. Yuma is actually bordered by Mexico to the southwest . Colorado is technically a border at the northeast corner.
Arizona kinda has a mountain half and a desert half. You'll know which ones. This just about terrain and not about the cities.
by IrishArizonan March 5, 2019
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Arizona

A southwestern state in the United States known for being hotter than Satan's anus. 100 degrees or hotter is considered a "normal" temperature, and 70 degrees or cooler is considered a fall/winter temperature. We don't use daylight savings time here because f*ck sunlight. Personally I would not recommend that you touch any metal outside. Or concrete. Or rocks. Or anything in general. It never rains (unless it's monsoon season, where it might rain once or twice), and thus Death Valley exists. Surprisingly enough there is snow towards the northern part of the state but it never lasts long enough to make a proper snow fort. Halloween stinks because javelinas can and will eat your pumpkins. The state has a lot of people coming and going because they don't want to be here during the summer because it's hot, but they do want to be here during the winter because it's hot. In the summer children enjoy vacation without actually going outside. No matter what time of year it is you can get sunburns because screw you, that's why. The only natural disaster you really need to worry about is the dust storms, which are annoying as f*ck to clean out of your pool afterwards. Nothing particularly important happened here historically, but all you really need to know is that a bunch of natives used to live here and the white people came and did what they usually did to land that wasn't theirs: took it by force. Essentially the state of Arizona is hotter than hell and yet people still live here.
You can tell that we're in Arizona because it's 120 degrees outside.
by BomberJacknut October 8, 2017
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Aritzia

A store that sells women's clothing such as TNA, Talula, T5S, and all those other tight looking things where the jackets are as big as a skirt and a skirt is as big as a hat.

Usually expensive, but that's the price of beauty. ):
girl 1: Oh wow, where'd you get that blue on black TNA suit?
girl 2: At Aritzia, of course! Now I need to spend a total of $200 for the pink on black jacket!
by geo February 5, 2005
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agrizzle

Slang for saying that you agree with something.
Guy 1:That girl is so skanky!
Guy 2: Agrizzle.
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Guy 1:We should order a pizza.
Guy 2:I am in total agrizzlement.
by LadyShiva July 18, 2005
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Arizona Collision

When your dick in is a girls vagina and you take a dildo and shove in her ass and keep jamming it in until it collides with your dick.
Cheyenne was being a naughty girl last night, so I gave her an Arizona Collision.
by xxxbananas March 7, 2014
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San Luis, Arizona

Satan wanted a place to torture any sinner, so he created San Luis.
Nobody knows of this town, there are never any good shows here, we have to travel far to see a good band, it's f*cking hot here, and nobody speaks English.
Nothing to do there, it shouldn't be considered a city, nor a town, nor a village.
Dude 1: San Luis, Arizona is shit.
Shit: What did I do for you to compare me to that?
by DeathADestinationDC December 19, 2011
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asizzile

This asizzle pizzle is of the hizzle fo' shizzle, bizzle.
by Anonymous September 5, 2003
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