Argyle Sweater

An argyle sweater is a knitted article of clothing with a diamond shape pattern. It is typically seen or worn by shallow douche bags that attempt to look wealthier and more important than they really are.

Robbie: Man, I'm thinking of buying an Argyle Sweater.
Timothy: What? Robbie, Ew.. do you want to look like Mr. Rogers puked all over you?

Robbie: not necessarily, you are right man, I'll just buy a bow tie instead.

by blah, blah, blah. July 22, 2012

Ferris Argyle

A cute and beautiful young catgirl, who just so happens to be a guy from the anime Re:Zero. Loves cute things, dresses, flowers, and the color blue and hates suits, fathers, isolation, and basements and may or may not be transgender. Prefers to be called Ferris instead of their birthname Felix, and is part of the "league of traps" (recently changed to "league of femboys" to avoid controversy) along with Astolfo, (from Fate) Venti, (From Genshin Impact) Nagisa, (From Assassination Classroom) Chihiro, (From Danganronpa) Luka, (from Steins;Gate) Hideyoshi, (from Baka Test) Kirito, (from Sword Art Online) and Haku. (from Naruto)

Guy 1: Hey, I just watched the first few Episodes of Re:Zero. Man, that catigirl Ferris Argyle is so cute!
Guy 2: Bruh, that's a guy.
Guy 1: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
*Guy 1 does research*
Guy 1: Uh, reddit, tumblr, and twitter all agreed that Ferris is a girl...
Guy 2: Fine then, believe what you want to believe. All headcanons are valid anyways as long as you don't claim that your headcanon is the REAL canon.

by KrimsonKatt August 3, 2021

argyle pimp

Somebody who is very smooth and debonair, yet is able to enchant crowds at traditional hip-hop shows. Un-rap-like. A rapper who does not dress in a "Black Man Costume".

"Did you just see that argyle pimp on stage?"

by pedro romero June 21, 2005

Argyll

A indivisual homosexual who tends to be sleep around with diffrent men. Also haves sex with animals.

Stop cerrutti your such a argyll

by bonez January 2, 2004

ArgyBargy

Something you say when you're frustrated.
Can be used instead of cursing.

"ArgyBargy! I stepped in some dog poop!"

by NotJoshDun November 2, 2018

Argyle Redfield

A person who is doing a job only half way or in a different way than someone explains it.

Friend 1: Hey I told you to do paint the wall this way.
Friend 2: I wanted to do it a different way.
Friend 1: You need to stop being an Argyle Redfield.

by TBAM January 23, 2013

argyblargy

Arguing furiously with someone about something neither of you give a damn about.

Her: so what was that fight you were having on the book of Face?
Him: ohhh nothing, just so much argyblargy.

by danmelb August 28, 2014