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Appleliest

A word used to describe anything perceived so much like an apple.
C: For lunch I had applesauce, apple juice, & apple pie. The appleliest meal, wouldn’t you agree?

D: Yeah, applesauce kiwi is where it’s at

Applesauce is the appleliest out of all apple made food & drinks. Why? You’re presented with a wide variety of of flavor combinations. The versatility is immaculate when it comes to applesauce.
by ceegulsarecool January 29, 2021
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Appleized

Any product designed to fail or become obsolete in a short amount of time thus filling up our land fills.
My phone is appleized it is 2 years old and it won't even hold a charge.
by sportsdoc39 April 24, 2021
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Applebees Date Rape Creepy

This level of lowlife predator/cheapskate can be found in the $ “happy hour” halls of establishments such as Apple’s etc.

Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....

The slang application of this term is “Alvined”
“Alvin isn’t your typical creep. He is like Applebees Date Rape Creepy!”

“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’
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Applebee's

Applebee's is a living nightmare for both employee and customer. Orders will almost always be late because the underpaid workers don't give a damn.
Employee: "Welcome to Applebee's. Would you like the apples or the bees?"
Customer: "Uhh... Bees?"
Employee: "THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES."
Customer: "Wait..."
*Employee advances while shaking a jar of bees.*
by Bill Nye the Science Eye January 19, 2022
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Marshall Applewhite

the most woke person in the world. Founder of Heaven's Gate cult.
I wish Marshall Applewhite would teach me his ways.
by @alltime_low_depression November 7, 2019
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Blitzed at Applebees

Getting blitzed at Applebees is a term that can apply to getting fucked up at any chain restaurant. Preferably on cheap signature drinks. With apps obvi.
“Dude let’s go get blitzed at Applebees this weekend.” “Heck yeah dude wanna go to Chili’s” “idk man I was thinking like TGIFridays”
by MHlovr March 9, 2022
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applebutter days

A replacement to the term "The Good Ole' Days," "Applebutter Days" refers to a time when things were better/easier/happier.

This is derived from a reference to the days when it was fun and socially acceptable to sit around the cafeteria table and discuss various alternate meanings for the term applebutter.
"Hey, remember that time you got so drunk you couldn't see?"
"Yeah, we used to do that stuff all the time. Those were the applebutter days."

"Back in the applebutter days, cartoons didn't have to be politically correct."

"I don't want to go to work today. I want to go back to the applebutter days of college."
by grossgab May 31, 2009
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