Aspirin between my knees

To make some phenomenal gaffe or faux pas, similar to putting your foot in your mouth.

Man, I really put the aspirin between my knees yesterday. I told Jen that her new dress made her look fat.

by Two Hep Cats April 19, 2012

aspirin

aspirin - 'a-spire-in' to aspire to be something. A wannabe. Like Andy is a wannabe RA RA lawyer. (when in fact face facts...your not)Or how Guy is a wannnabe jock...

When a wannabe hangs himself with his won rope... click your fingers and say aspirin

by Jamie January 7, 2005

answering a higher calling

1. quitting, especially if done so prematurely.
2. abandoning one's post
From Alaska governor Sarah Palin's speech on her decision to abandon her post as governor before her term expired.

Wide receiver: "Hey, where are you going? It's only the start of the third quarter!"
Quarterback: "See you later chump. I'm answering a higher calling."

by Fe-ic July 6, 2009

asspiring

verbal adj. describing an attempt you made at something which completely failed and you look like a complete loser.

I was an asspiring writer once.

by Rhiana October 26, 2007

Ansaring

Simping for someone.

-I likr this girl!
-Oh man, stop ansaring...

by A.RKT January 8, 2021

aspiring ballerina

a person that aspire to become the best ballerina

"hi felicia, how`s ballet going? its going great! im an aspiring ballerina!"

by pastorjacobi April 20, 2018

amspiring

heavenly inspiring, ten folds of the meaning of inspire. just stuff related to Idham Afiq bin Roslan.

His quotes regarding on the key player no 8 is amspiring.

by PermataDictionary March 4, 2018