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Anal rail gun

The act of suppositing a large, mortar shaped metal butt plug into the anus, then nipping down to your local hospital for your MRI scan.
The magnetic resonance has been known to instantly accelerate the supposited metal object up to the speed of sound and deposit it elsewhere in the torso.
"Hey Arthur, did your wifes hospital appointment get in the way of your sexy weekend away?"
"On the contrary Jim, we were banging like the shit house door when the plagues in town. Hospital appointment looming and with her voyeuristic ambition, things got really sexy and I coaxed her into an anal rail gun.
by ChewMyR00t May 11, 2023
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Anal Spelunking

Anal spelunking the act of cavelike exploration in the anus of a loved one
honey i really enjoyed our adventure in Anal spelunking last night, i was enthralled by your wonderful lady caverns
by Mind Machine February 23, 2009
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Aaralyn

The prettiest, sweetest, most loving person you will ever meet. She is really goofy and loves to laugh. Sexy is beyond her discription. If you want to talk to her, make sure you come correct because she dislikes rude people. She is full of ambition and any man who captures her and falls in love with her is the luckiest man in the world. Get you a Aaralyn!
Aaralyn's are the most beautiful women.
by Aaralyn December 20, 2016
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anal bumcover

During an episode of SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery mispronounced the category of "An Album Cover" by saying "Anal Bumcover" Suck it Trebek
I'll take Anal Bumcover for 800
by awesome77 December 28, 2005
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Anal Falcon Punch

To suddenly and forcefully insert your fist into an anus.
Girl- "You're so boring in bed you never do anything adven-"
Boy- "Anal Falcon PUNCH"
Girl- "OHH!"
by PashaXXX January 15, 2009
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anal driver

1. Don't touch my anal driver, i havn't washed it.
by Matthew the GOD May 22, 2008
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anal flood

when any liquid is pour out of the anus. This act usually occurs after an intense sex session causing a gape.
by G Freezy February 9, 2009
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