Despite popular belief, an alternative fact is not a lie, but a fact derived in an alternate reality or parallel universe. These facts are often hard to verify as all data and analysis doesn't leave the alternate reality or universe where it was derived. Furthermore most people are not able to access the alternate reality or universe, as it requires special abilities reserved for those with a wonton disregard for logic, and zero cognitive dissonance.
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Get the Alternate Facts mug.A Pennsylvania based acoustic-fusion band beginning in 1983 started by Jill Haley, Mark Oppenlander, and David Bozenhard. As quoted from their website:
"ONE ALTERNATIVE describes its sound as an acoustic fusion that blends the compositional form of classical music with the spontaneity of jazz and rock."
They got their name from co-founding member Frank McDermott. It comes down to the thought that their sound is one alternative to whatever different sounds one would want to listen to.
They currently have 5 members of the group:
--> Jill Haley-French Horn and Oboe
--> Mark Oppenlander-Guitar
--> Dave Bozenhard-Guitar
--> Cooke Harvey-Bass Guitar
--> Tony Deangelis-Drums
They also have 6 albums:
--> Greenlawn (1985)
--> Take Note (1988)
--> Shadows (1990)
--> Yet to be (1996)
--> Changes (1998)
--> Pendulum (2003)
You can check out some of One Alternative's music and get their gig schedule on their website at www.onealternative.com
"ONE ALTERNATIVE describes its sound as an acoustic fusion that blends the compositional form of classical music with the spontaneity of jazz and rock."
They got their name from co-founding member Frank McDermott. It comes down to the thought that their sound is one alternative to whatever different sounds one would want to listen to.
They currently have 5 members of the group:
--> Jill Haley-French Horn and Oboe
--> Mark Oppenlander-Guitar
--> Dave Bozenhard-Guitar
--> Cooke Harvey-Bass Guitar
--> Tony Deangelis-Drums
They also have 6 albums:
--> Greenlawn (1985)
--> Take Note (1988)
--> Shadows (1990)
--> Yet to be (1996)
--> Changes (1998)
--> Pendulum (2003)
You can check out some of One Alternative's music and get their gig schedule on their website at www.onealternative.com
John: Hey, did you go see One Alternative last night at Taylors music?
Maria: Yea! It was mind-blowing!
Maria: Yea! It was mind-blowing!
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by Kay Smith February 3, 2015
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The feminine is "altekake"
The feminine is "altekake"
Oy veh! I can't believe they let the alterkaker drive. He's half blind.
The altekake has to gossip about everything.
The altekake has to gossip about everything.
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The music: Alternative and indie are similar, and both came from college rock, which is what happened when goth became more mainstream (and goth was what happened when punk became more mainstream). The difference between alternative and indie is simple. Indie bands are on an independent label (or unsigned) and alternative bands aren't. Thus, alternative is more 'mainstream' than indie.
The...other thing: Like most music, people who listen to it are sometimes labeled by it. Alternative and indie are once again similar, but often times indie kids are contemptuous of alternative kids because they're mainstream, which is stupid because the whole point is the music, and is also the reason that punk and goth etc. died because they became 'mainstream'. Thus, sometimes indie kids are obsessed with not becoming mainstream, and consider bands that sign with a major label and the people who listen to the sellouts. Alternative kids usually care less about that (even if they listen to indie bands) and listen to the music that they like, even if it isn't indie or even alternative or rock, the music they like is the music they like. Like indie kids though, alternative kids will never label themselves that way, and no one will ever label them that way either, except to say 'people who listen to alt'. If you label yourself that way, you're probably just like someone who labels themselves punk or goth, trying to be 'unique' instead of yourself.
The music: Alternative and indie are similar, and both came from college rock, which is what happened when goth became more mainstream (and goth was what happened when punk became more mainstream). The difference between alternative and indie is simple. Indie bands are on an independent label (or unsigned) and alternative bands aren't. Thus, alternative is more 'mainstream' than indie.
The...other thing: Like most music, people who listen to it are sometimes labeled by it. Alternative and indie are once again similar, but often times indie kids are contemptuous of alternative kids because they're mainstream, which is stupid because the whole point is the music, and is also the reason that punk and goth etc. died because they became 'mainstream'. Thus, sometimes indie kids are obsessed with not becoming mainstream, and consider bands that sign with a major label and the people who listen to the sellouts. Alternative kids usually care less about that (even if they listen to indie bands) and listen to the music that they like, even if it isn't indie or even alternative or rock, the music they like is the music they like. Like indie kids though, alternative kids will never label themselves that way, and no one will ever label them that way either, except to say 'people who listen to alt'. If you label yourself that way, you're probably just like someone who labels themselves punk or goth, trying to be 'unique' instead of yourself.
Indie kid: Death Cab for Cutie is a sellout! I'm never going to listen to them again, they were on a major label and got mentioned on a TV show. Now tons of people are going to listen to them and that makes them stupid.
Alternative kid: Sure, that sucks and all, but I still like their music, so I don't care that much.
Alternative kid: Sure, that sucks and all, but I still like their music, so I don't care that much.
by boredtodeath November 12, 2005
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