Tartaglia is literally the hottest character in fiction.
Im literally married to him and i have his massive 100km cock inside me.
There are NO words to describe how much i love him and how down bad i am
I would literally kidnap him in my basement and make him fuck me every minute
I would literally let him rape me do ANYTHING he wants with me and i would spar with him until i die. I want to do everything with him like every verb to ever exist and it would still be too little.
Every time i see him i cant look away for an hour because hes too perfect.
He could make me eat my own limbs while fucking me and i would be grateful he lives in my head i remember everything about him every voiceline every strand of hair i would kill someone or myself to just get one second with him hes my whole life i cant be in relationships because of how much i love him i can pay anything to see him
without him i would be dead i LITERALLY carved his name into my thigh!!
I literally start giggling and kicking my feet every time i see him or even remember him nothing else matters but tartaglia hes my life my air my world imagine needing friends if you have tartaglia.
hes the hottest character so sweet even the part where he lives for fighting and is a masochist But hes so nice to his family and i would conquer the world with him and beyond.
Imagine not liking Tartaglia Im literally his biggest fan/simp/everything!!
I love tartaglia and i want to kms every time someone mischaracterizes him<3
Im literally married to him and i have his massive 100km cock inside me.
There are NO words to describe how much i love him and how down bad i am
I would literally kidnap him in my basement and make him fuck me every minute
I would literally let him rape me do ANYTHING he wants with me and i would spar with him until i die. I want to do everything with him like every verb to ever exist and it would still be too little.
Every time i see him i cant look away for an hour because hes too perfect.
He could make me eat my own limbs while fucking me and i would be grateful he lives in my head i remember everything about him every voiceline every strand of hair i would kill someone or myself to just get one second with him hes my whole life i cant be in relationships because of how much i love him i can pay anything to see him
without him i would be dead i LITERALLY carved his name into my thigh!!
I literally start giggling and kicking my feet every time i see him or even remember him nothing else matters but tartaglia hes my life my air my world imagine needing friends if you have tartaglia.
hes the hottest character so sweet even the part where he lives for fighting and is a masochist But hes so nice to his family and i would conquer the world with him and beyond.
Imagine not liking Tartaglia Im literally his biggest fan/simp/everything!!
I love tartaglia and i want to kms every time someone mischaracterizes him<3
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Priest: Do you want to take Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax as your husband and be with him for the rest of your life?
Me: Yes.
*agressively makes out with Tartaglia*
Priest: Do you want to take Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax as your husband and be with him for the rest of your life?
Me: Yes.
*agressively makes out with Tartaglia*
by Dzikuss. July 2, 2024
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Man 1: ''What do I see? Ajax tops the league, wins the Dutch cup and reaches the UCL semi final.
Man 2: ''Let's be fan of them!''
Man 1: '' Yeah, than we can say: We Are Ajax, We Are The Best!''
Month later
Man 1 to Man 2: ''It's only a day ago since Ajax is knocked out of the Champions League!''
Man 2: ''That means it's only a day ago since we were an Ajax fan!
Man 2: ''Let's be fan of them!''
Man 1: '' Yeah, than we can say: We Are Ajax, We Are The Best!''
Month later
Man 1 to Man 2: ''It's only a day ago since Ajax is knocked out of the Champions League!''
Man 2: ''That means it's only a day ago since we were an Ajax fan!
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‘The Ajax Vrouwen team has won over 7 national titles since the beginning in 2012.’
‘We really love to go to the Ajax Vrouwen games, at De Toekomst in Amsterdam’
‘Ajax Vrouwen team is great! We love to watch their games and be part of it’
‘We really love to go to the Ajax Vrouwen games, at De Toekomst in Amsterdam’
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Person 1: omg who is that guys over there, he’s so hot.
Person 2: yeah that’s Ajax
Person 1: no wonder
Person 2: yeah that’s Ajax
Person 1: no wonder
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