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non-advice

Advice which is so elementary or obvious that it can only serve to annoy the person in need of it.
Advice needed: I am up against the world champion in the ring. What are his strengths and weaknesses? I need to know so I can defeat him.

Non-advice given: You need to hit him and try to not be hit.
by Midig December 17, 2018
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Advice bully

One that doesn't ask for advice but gets the advice forced on them from an advice bully
My coffee maker broke. I'm going to get a new one. The advice bully will give you advice without asking for it.
by Christhewineguy April 30, 2022
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Advice

Square Enix wants advice on "What is the best gameplay style or combat style?" Dawg....
Hym "MAKE FRONT MISSION, BITCH! THAT'S THE ADVICE!!! Keep the level up system the same (Any character can use any gun. Using the gun increases the characters gun skill level. Leveling up allows the character to learn gun-specific abilities). Make the attributes of the Wanzer parts geared more towards different builds (Higher HP arms for melee units or more durable arms for snipers or whatever). Give the both the parts and the weapons abilities (You can have recurring abilities on different parts as you progress through the game). Add more weapon types (Bring back the flamethrower. Rail gun. Arc projector) Character specific abilities too. 60 hours of story mode plus side quests. Go! Faster!"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2025
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Advice

Some dick head: can I give u some advice.
Me: no
Some dick head: did you kno-
Me: shudup.
by Rimy Jobbs December 1, 2022
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Advice

Law-ad? Fucking law-ad!? That isn't how you say that word you jewish fucking retard! Or should I say "Jeh-weesh fucking Reh-tard" Hahaha!
Hym "Well, taking my advice usually works out pretty good for everybody. LAUD. Fort Lauderdale. Fort Law-aderdale. Laudable. Laudatory."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
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Advice

Yeah, this...
Hym "This was never intended to be 'advice.' I just AM this... Now... More so now than before but still.... Was that and am this now... You're not me is a thing I've said... I think..."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2023
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story advice

When someone (usually a parent) tells you a story about how they used to complete a task that is almost exactly like one you have to do when they were your age in order to get you to perform your task the same way. They do not say it is advice - they just tell you the story and leave it at that.
Person 1: I'm doing bad in this class. The homework's so hard.

Person 2: I know, just last night my mom was giving me story advice about her old study methods. It's so annoying when she does that.
by obamapproved December 3, 2009
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