go read a book about india

Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.

"The 1968 Mets were the best baseball team ever? Why don't you go read a book about India?"

by JormanThoad March 2, 2017

all day(s) i dream about sport(s)

The slogan 'all day(s) i dream about sport(s)' 1981-2005 was created by Barbara Gauss, Germany.

In her eBOOK 'all day i dream about sport' she talks about her life, the way she grew up, the dreams she had as a child and young grown up and the struggle she is going thru today, while defending her rights as a trademark owner, creator and sole owner of the intellectual property worldwide of the following slogans:

'all day i dream about soccer'
'all day i dream about sports'
'all day i dream about sport'

See also 'sports'

'all day(s) I dream about sport(s)' is what ment everything to me when I was small and is what I feel, if I had to describe my childhood.

by Barbara Gauss October 29, 2005

Tell me about that Africa Trip again...

When asked to do something that sounds rubbish.

Girl 1: Do you want to come over and play a board game?
Guy 1: Tell me about that Africa trip again...

by ClarendonLeamington May 1, 2010

The Abortion Scam

When a female tells a man that she has had unprotected sex with, that she is pregnant. Although this is not true, she then asks him for abortion money. In a panic, the man quickly gets the money... even if he has to borrow it.....SUCKER!! She then goes shopping with the money.

Here is how 'The Abortion Scam' dialogue goes....

Michelle: Wow Amy, how can you afford that Prada bag?

Amy: I just told Todd, Joe, Mike, and Don that i was pregnant. $1,200 later...i bought my bag!!

by C-DOGG72 July 18, 2010

Ten Things I Hate About You

Perhaps the best re-invented Shakespeare play ever. The cutest, most heart-melting movie you will see. Was turned into a TV show that is about one sixbillionth as good as the original movie.

1: Ten Things I Hate About You is my favorite TV show!

2: Who raised you? The movie can kick your TV show's ass anyday

by plebingirlm December 10, 2010

let me tell you about homestuck

"Let me tell you about homestuck" is a joke about homestuck fans trying to tell normal people about homestuck.

Me :' Hey, let me tell you about homestuck'
Friend: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

by Homestuckislife.org October 25, 2017

You Can Stop Worrying About Grenades Now

The words of the German Operator Jäger as he places his Active Defense System.

Jäger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW!!
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.

by ItzaChaoza June 19, 2018