Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?
Some talk show host: I'll call the police!
Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
Some talk show host: I'll call the police!
Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
by ave_scientia January 30, 2020
"Shopping Cart Abandonment" is the digital equivalent of window shopping, where you embark on a virtual treasure hunt, gleefully tossing everything you desire into your online cart. It's a thrilling fantasy shopping spree, where you play billionaire for a fleeting moment in time, minus the actual spending part. After hours of careful selection, and with your cart brimming with dreams, you abruptly close the tab, leaving your virtual haul behind. It's the art of filling your cart with hope, only to ghost it with the finesse of a master abandoner, making it the ultimate no-cost escapade in the world of e-commerce consumerism.
"In the grand Shopping Cart Abandonment Olympics, Jessica scored a gold medal by expertly loading her cart with luxury goods worth a small fortune, only to abandon it with a click, proving she's a world champion in the high-stakes sport of 'look but don't buy'."
by PopNeoglyph January 06, 2024
a really good game that was made a out cast for no other reason but because among us existed (btw among us has the same problems as fall guys that didn't stop them from hatting it)
i have nothing to say about this game, it feels like years since i last played it
i have nothing to say about this game, it feels like years since i last played it
by someone else thats not u February 05, 2021
While in the middle of a (text) conversation, one of the participating parties leaves the other hanging.
"Sorry for the textual abandonment, brah. I was about to text you back and then I dropped my phone in the garbage disposal."
by Sunshine Rainbows October 25, 2012
Person A: OMG, I'm so excited for Super Platformer 9!
*Three weeks later...*
Person B: Hey, Super Platformer 9 came out today!
Person A: I'm not interested.
Person B: Really? You've been telling us about it over the past few weeks, only to do a hype abandon the day it releases?
*Three weeks later...*
Person B: Hey, Super Platformer 9 came out today!
Person A: I'm not interested.
Person B: Really? You've been telling us about it over the past few weeks, only to do a hype abandon the day it releases?
by ChameleonDragon February 10, 2018
A house that was built in the early 1800’s, was soon to be found by a family that likes nothing but cigarettes and fortnite
by Rebel32405 March 31, 2019
Its when two people have a really good and tight friendship and that out of nowhere they start ignoring each other and lose that amazing relationship they had. They lose every thing without noticing at first but only when they realise they are alone and they miss their old friendships but there is no way back.
Person 1: It's really sad they don't talk to each other anymore.
Person 2: Yeah! They used to be such good friends.
Person 3: They have an abandoned friendship and it's really heart breaking...
Person 2: Yeah! They used to be such good friends.
Person 3: They have an abandoned friendship and it's really heart breaking...
by Happy_but_sad_girl November 26, 2021