Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?
Some talk show host: I'll call the police!
Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
Some talk show host: I'll call the police!
Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
by ave_scientia January 29, 2020
Get the When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash mug.As with "Abandon Ship," this refers to bailing/abandoning a shopping cart full of merchandise at Home Depot/Lowes/Walmart/supermarket/anywhere because:
1) the check-out lines are too long,
2) the Cashiers are obviously "dragging their feet" in opposition to Management,
3) One or two Customers are "dragging their feet" as Consumers-Armed-with-Coupons, and, invariably, debate the price on each and every item, and
4) you've loaded up on things that you need/want/desire/but-can't-really-afford-except-outrageous-credit-card-terms...
So you push aside the basket, walk out, drive home, and make dinner with various and weird frozen foods cooked in one pot..."welcome, again, to your college-/first-job days!"
1) the check-out lines are too long,
2) the Cashiers are obviously "dragging their feet" in opposition to Management,
3) One or two Customers are "dragging their feet" as Consumers-Armed-with-Coupons, and, invariably, debate the price on each and every item, and
4) you've loaded up on things that you need/want/desire/but-can't-really-afford-except-outrageous-credit-card-terms...
So you push aside the basket, walk out, drive home, and make dinner with various and weird frozen foods cooked in one pot..."welcome, again, to your college-/first-job days!"
T: "Man, I had about a buck-fifty of yard tools, car supplies, my kids' new underwears, and a nighty for my lady..."
A: "Well, le'me see the nighty, bro'..."
T: "Cain't, bro...I Abandon Shopped when I saw the checkout line and had time to realize that I'd be paying for this basket, at 21% interest, for the next 10 years."
A: "Aw, that's cool, cool and W-I-S-E, bruh! So, you got the $5 you owe me, then, right?"
A: "Well, le'me see the nighty, bro'..."
T: "Cain't, bro...I Abandon Shopped when I saw the checkout line and had time to realize that I'd be paying for this basket, at 21% interest, for the next 10 years."
A: "Aw, that's cool, cool and W-I-S-E, bruh! So, you got the $5 you owe me, then, right?"
by CosmicDog1 April 3, 2011
Get the Abandon Shop mug.Jav is an abandonator
by Abandonator August 14, 2015
Get the Abandonator mug.A house that was built in the early 1800’s, was soon to be found by a family that likes nothing but cigarettes and fortnite
by Rebel32405 March 30, 2019
Get the Tylers abandoned house mug.Person A: OMG, I'm so excited for Super Platformer 9!
*Three weeks later...*
Person B: Hey, Super Platformer 9 came out today!
Person A: I'm not interested.
Person B: Really? You've been telling us about it over the past few weeks, only to do a hype abandon the day it releases?
*Three weeks later...*
Person B: Hey, Super Platformer 9 came out today!
Person A: I'm not interested.
Person B: Really? You've been telling us about it over the past few weeks, only to do a hype abandon the day it releases?
by ChameleonDragon February 10, 2018
Get the hype abandon mug.a really good game that was made a out cast for no other reason but because among us existed (btw among us has the same problems as fall guys that didn't stop them from hatting it)
i have nothing to say about this game, it feels like years since i last played it
i have nothing to say about this game, it feels like years since i last played it
by someone else thats not u February 5, 2021
Get the abandoned guys (fall guys btw) mug.Example of Abandonment:
Shaber: -leaves for 30 minutes without warning-
Me: "I've been abandoned..."
Shaber: -leaves for 30 minutes without warning-
Me: "I've been abandoned..."
by blackMAtter616 March 28, 2021
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