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What you fucking deserve.
Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
by ave_scientia January 29, 2020
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textual abandonment

While in the middle of a (text) conversation, one of the participating parties leaves the other hanging.
"Sorry for the textual abandonment, brah. I was about to text you back and then I dropped my phone in the garbage disposal."
by Sunshine Rainbows October 25, 2012
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Abandonment

When someone named Shaber leaves you for more than 30 minutes without warning.
Example of Abandonment:
Shaber: -leaves for 30 minutes without warning-
Me: "I've been abandoned..."
by blackMAtter616 March 28, 2021
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Tylers abandoned house

A house that was built in the early 1800’s, was soon to be found by a family that likes nothing but cigarettes and fortnite
Hay what’s that ugly thing over there? Oh that’s Tylers abandoned house
by Rebel32405 March 30, 2019
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Abandonator

When a vital/integral member of a team leaves to move afar
Jav is an abandonator
by Abandonator August 14, 2015
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Abandoned Puppy

A sexual act in where one partner looks upset and the other partner never comes.
I was trying to satisfy her needs but came short, felt like an Abandoned puppy cause I was sad and she never came.
by HahaThisguy28r February 14, 2025
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