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I'm a Little Toilet

A parody of the children's song, "I'm a Little Teapot".
♫I'm a little toilet,♫
Full of soul.♫
This is my cistern
♫And here is my bowl.♫
by Telephony July 26, 2014
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H.R.E.A.M

Hash Rules Everything Around Me, HREAM a phrase used by members of the cannabis community to express their commitment to smoking only solventless concentrates
I couldn’t smoke that 90u CRC hotdog water , H.R.E.A.M
by Snapdoob April 26, 2021
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a m o g u s

Person 1: Hey, have you played the hit 2018 game Among Us?
Person 2: *nam flashbacks* a m o g u s
Person 3: bruh
by OhFuckOhGodHelppppp February 26, 2021
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4 A.M Foul

Akin to a party foul, 4 A.M fouls are offenses against your friends, strangers and even yourself. Accumulating too many 4 A.M fouls will usually end with either a.) a severe warning by a friend or aware citizen or b.) an arrest by an officer of the law.
4 A.M Foul #21: Mailbox baseball in your own neighborhood

4 A.M. Foul #40: Entering a bar at 4 A.M already drunk.

4 A.M Foul #3: Waking up in your best friend's bed after a drunken night together and puking all over him/her.
by Bboy Maestro June 1, 2010
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I'm a man

A joke story your friends pull on you, typically starting with you in the bar ending up getting laid with a 'girl'.

For every sentence your friend says, you must end it with "I'm a man" no matter what.
You go to a bar.
"I'm a man."
You get drunk.
"I'm a man."
You find a hot girl.
"I'm a man."
You ask her out to your house.
"I'm a man."
She's in the bedroom.
"I'm a man."
You start to undress her.
"I'm a man."
She leans onto you and says,
"I'm a man."
by mypsace October 11, 2019
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A.M.E.

A branch of Methodists formed by Richard Allen a few years after the Revolutionary War. White methodists no longer wanted to share a church with black Methodists, so we made our own church. A.M.E. stands for African Methodist Episcopalion (or however that's spelled)
My daddy is an A.M.E. pastor at Mother Bethel the first A.M.E. church in the world. It is big and pretty.
by candymountaincharlie June 24, 2010
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I'm a fucking idiot

The conclusion you came to, after realising a girl you like was interested in you, but you just couldn't see it no matter how many hints she thrown at you!
I never realised that she was into me! I'm a fucking idiot.
by Yetu December 26, 2012
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