a.simp.for.everyone

A person on tiktok that doesn't know what to post and posts random content and simps for anime people

Person1:Hey do u like @a.simp.for.everyone
Person2:kinda they post random content

by 82647272837E March 28, 2021

A Simon situation

When you travel to another country for dick

Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation

by Badi January 7, 2022

Pull A Simon

Making up a word or phrase and attempting to convince co-workers its real.

Andrew attempted to "Pull a Simon" by making up the phrase Don Dada and attempted to pass it off to his co-worker Joe.

by OGanalog March 31, 2018

Did a Simon

To intentionally fall asleep shortly during a lecture whilst being hungover.

So i was at a club last night, and I did a Simon today during General Linguistics!

by Eilicec September 27, 2019

NOT A SIMP

JACK WALSH IS NOT A SIMP HES JUST REALL GOOD FRIENDS WITH BETHAN

Jack Walsh is not a simp he walked with Bethan cuz she asked

by COCKFUCKER200 March 12, 2020

londons a simp

londons a simp is a term you use for someone who is simping so hard for someone and watching them flirt makes you want to throw up

londons a simp that’s what you are don’t deny it

by Theplastics July 29, 2020

im.a_simp.lol

a hot, simp, who’s mentally ill, socially akward, and dehydrated, with depression, and a disappointment... :(

person 1: “oh, im.a_simp.lol followed you?”
person 2: “yeah”

person 1: “i’m sorry, that sucks that you had to see their face. i need to take you to go get baptized now!”

by itskix March 27, 2021