Modelo Missile

A highly intoxicated person who operates a motor vehicle beyond the legal blood alcohol limit. The vehicle being operated by the intoxicated person suddenly morphs into a heat seeking missile that usually destroys anything it come into contact with. The intoxicated person is typically under the influence of alcoholic beverages. A person who is simply intoxicated cannot be called a modelo missile until they operate a motor vehicle. Please protect loved ones and the public and do not let drunk friends drive.

Police were conducting field sobriety test on the side of the road. That person could barely stand. I bet it’s a modelo missile.

It’s friday night, watch out for those Modelo Missiles on the road.

If you see a pick up truck swerving all over the road it’s probably a modelo missile.

Did you see that crash on the news? It looked like twenty parked cars were hit. I bet it was a modelo missile that did it.

by TBONE74 April 1, 2019

Muff Missile

A foreign object inserted into a woman's vagina in an effort to stem the hemorrhaging that occurs every 28 days.

'Can you pick me up a box of muff missiles at the store? But make sure you get the ones with the string that deploys the parachute'

by Azgorath February 8, 2012

Beef Missile

Slang for a large penis.

That dude takes down bitches with his beef missile like a champ!

by Squiblish January 19, 2015

Minnesota Missile

Used to describe a large penis on a man from the state of Minnesota.

Paul momentarily wished he had a Minnesota Missile.

by DDHAN55118 March 25, 2009

Rogue Missile

An unwanted erection occurring at an inopportune time.

Pete was standing in the check out line when he sprouted a rogue missile.

by mj_oblio February 29, 2004

jericho missile

A futuristic weapon of mass destruction that was last seen on iron man. Similar to that of a cluster bomb except way more powerful.

Hey man I can't wait to get my hands on the Jericho missile.

by Jericho5216556 April 6, 2009

Marquardt Missile

Knocking out your opponent with a right hook overtop the incoming left. Causing the opponent to spin into the air and land facing the opposite direction facedown.

Usually followed up by standing over your opponent once he's down and preparing a final strike but backing off once you realize he's out. This method of restraining is opposite that of the Henderson Hammer.

Did you see that? Marquardt just dropped him. He was completely in the air. That was like the Marquardt Missile.

by Josh "The Canadian" Rivers September 5, 2009