by Norwegian turtle May 22, 2019
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by Firestorm0123 May 24, 2018
Get the Vlad's Effect mug.dirty vlad is when you give oral sex to a girl who's menstruating and sucking her period blood, while she crushes your head with her thighs. this ends when she cums so much that the blood to cum ratio is over 50/50 or when you go unconcious due to lack of oxygen because of the thighs blocking your airways.
person 1: "damn, i still feel a metallic taste in my mouth after pulling off a dirty vlad last night"
person 2:"well at least you didn't stop go into cardiac arrest from lack of oxygen this time"
person 2:"well at least you didn't stop go into cardiac arrest from lack of oxygen this time"
by hero(in) September 9, 2021
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by Jaskaran Matharoo and leyna May 3, 2022
Get the Vlad Trokhavnoskyy mug.When a guy asks a girl what her safe word is, then fears for his own safety and refuses to have sex with her.
I thought the night was gonna be lit when he asked me about a safe word but he pulled a dirty Vlad. Nobody likes a tease!
by elsbeth March 15, 2022
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"Last night i must of put my vlad goggles on becaue i woke up with a slut after drinking all that vlad."
by vladggg October 27, 2008
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