planking on a million

A saying meaning gone crazy or lost common sense.

Peter: You should've seen her the other day, she was talking to herself.

Kyle: That girl is planking on a million

by TheIceCreamHunger July 22, 2012

square bear to the max times a million

someone who has no friends.

An example of a square bear to the max times a million would be sam gordan.

by JessiD December 9, 2007

Night of a Million Dragons

Being the only guy at a bridal shower, surrounded by a bunch of women or 'dragons', find the hottest girl there, sad that she's not having a baby, and take her into that closet!!

"Dang Gur! How did I get hornswaggled into coming HERE to the Night of a Million Dragons?"

by Cloris December 16, 2008

A Small Loan of a Million Dicks

Something thots would say when they are horny and want to be fucked by many men.

"Some Dude: Do you want to be fucked tonight?"
"Hooker: Yes, and bring me a small loan of a million dicks too!"

by A Idiot in a Village November 14, 2018

dot in a million years

Locating a webpage measured by light years in cyber space when site is number million in a google search.

If it takes forever I will wait to locate this dot in a million years.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Rats-A-Million

A phrase for when things don't go your way

Alissa: oh no the house is on fire!

Jaycub: RATS-A-MILLION

by Jacobo47 April 5, 2025

His eyes hold a million stars

Lee Felix

Have you ever heard someone say that their "eyes hold a million stars"?

Well, that's something taken from the eyes of Lee Felix, whose eyes shine brighter than any star. You could also say that the stars that didn't fit there fell onto his face and made a galaxy of sorts.

"Just look at him! His eyes hold a million stars, they're beautiful!"

by taSzKZ October 2, 2021