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a willmans dads door

a willmans dads door is a highly intense and secretive situation
“I went round to Hannah’s last night that was. a Willmans dads door”
by Booland March 23, 2019
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practicing to be a baby daddy

euphemism for male masturbation

Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.
A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."
by daisha August 17, 2010
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I've been a bad girl daddy

Expression used mostly by the younger generation from 18-20s to show their devotion to god, the sentence is a synonym for "Forgive me father for I have sin". Even though this is a relatively new phrase it has already found its way into lots of people; often in bed, praying to "daddy".
"I've been a bad girl daddy, I think I deserve punishment". This is an even bigger step, acknowledging their imperfections and accepting the conseuences of their actions.
by momslayer69 December 22, 2020
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D.A.D.S (dads)

Day after drinking shits
“I shouldn’t have drank so much last night, the D.A.D.S are killing me.”
“The D.A.D.S?”
“Yeah, it means day after drinking shits”
D.A.D.S (dads)- day after drinking shits
by bigtiddiegothgf February 24, 2019
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Ur dads a lesbian

When Your mom gay fails to work because your opponent came back at u with "No U" hit em' with this one. not only will it end their life, but then it'll mean that their dad likes girls and that's gay because girls like PP
You: Your mom is gay.

Opponent: No U
You: Ur dads a lesbian
Opponent: *turns gay and dies*
by eggwater March 5, 2018
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two dads and a chemistry set

A witty comeback to "your mom," popularized by a student in Georgia.
"YOUR MOM!"

"At least I have a mom. You've got two dads and a chemistry set!"

(Usually followed by "Ohhh, what now?")
by ChibiChrissi October 6, 2006
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Ur daddy a faggy

The only insult that will beat ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian but only to be used when things like Ur granny tranny is used on you.
Bob - Ur mom gay

Carl - Ur daddy a faggy

Bob - *gets maximum autism and the universe collapses*.
by Ur daddy a faggy March 20, 2018
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