zoobat

A term describing an extremely unattractive female.

This fool tried to hook me up with this zoobat last night!

by MrBigDrawsz June 12, 2007

Zoofondo

A Zoofondo is a simpleton possesing unmatched comedic skills to compensate.

A master of Deadpan humor.

A Zoofondo would say something like: "Yea ... you're strong, but I like to bring you back down to earth by saying things like 'I could always just shoot you in the head. Then you'd just die.' Just to let ya know ".

Something that oculd be said about a zoofondo: "Sure he's not all that bright, but damn...he really is a zoofondo."

by QueenSammich April 28, 2005

zoobawa

A word used in many forms of media pertaining to a douche bag.

That guy is such a zoobawa.

Yeah I know, he doesn't even know what toob means.

by BCDC October 2, 2007

zoobagg

can be defined as one part zoo and two parts scumbag

any visitor to the national zoo who are clearly from any place other than DC and are scumbaggs can be labeled as a zoobagg

by dcfergalicious April 20, 2009

zoofist

Hardcore fisting in an animalistic fashion.

George Bush zoofisted Hillary Clinton.

by Odin Bain February 12, 2010

Zoomage

The magnification of how much of a percentage of something is zoomed in.

-"What's your zoomage on the pdf?"
-"I'm on a zoomage of 175%. I can see it way easier now."

by Xx_ClownBabi3_xX November 14, 2018

Zootable

A suitable place to smoke a marijuana spliff (zoot)

Hey dan pull up here this place looks zootable

This place looks zootable to roll a zoot (spliff)

by Stotts n db ptown January 3, 2021