zing

The act of sabotage on one's computer when they go away for a short or long period of time. The actions you can tke include:

-removal of the mouse ball
-unplugging power cords
-turning off of one's monitor
-adjusting the brightness and contrast on the monitor so the monitor appears to be off
-opening multiple error windows
-opening of CD drives
-unplugging of mouses/keyboards
-opening a internet porno site
-etc.

"Damn, you jackasses zinged me..."

by Jimmi April 11, 2005

ZING

A brief Sexual Encounter sometimes followed by breakfast, but not always.

An attractive person of the opposite sex

A slutty or whoreish person (sometimes)

"Look, there go a couple of ZINGS!"
"So did you ZING that girl last night or what?"

by MarzBarz12 January 23, 2009

zing

describing something of such great wonder and astonishing characteristics emphasizing the -zing in amazing.

The stars are zing tonight.
Man that stripper last night was zing.
You are zing.

by zzinger June 30, 2010

zinged

When someone gets hits you with a zinger

Thats what she said
Yo! Vezzo he zinged you

by Vezzo November 9, 2007

zing

Getting a penis in the mouth

i.e. raped orally

"Man, Dave's been getting zinged a lot tonight"
"Yeah, I hope he uses mouthwash"

by Fred March 28, 2005

zing

to thrust your pelvic region in a outward motion while saying "zing" usually toward someone of the feminent gender.

i was hanging at the bar the other day and two hot babes were there needless to say i zinged em and spilt the blondes drink.

by garth90210 March 12, 2010

zing

v.)to burn by means other than a racial or sexual comment (religion, stupidity, etc.)the verb form is rare in actual conversation
n.(zinger)a burn unrelated to sexuality or race; usually recited after the punchline of a joke

includes all jokes not covered by a ponk

v.how do u start a mexican stampede?
how? (asked the man with mexican ties)
roll a nickel down a hill! u just got zung!

n.) "
"
roll a nickel down a hill! Zinger!

by mcfizzy July 11, 2008