zee heeng 

michael 'hee hee' jackson's adopted son. zee hee, also known as 'zee heeng' or 'zee' is the dear offspring of yung deniu ng. he retains traits from his birth father such as the ability to pull any pengting, or a snap score of 1 million. straighter than a ruler, zee only likes women (even tho he'd never say no to a navtej bc he is one of the most peng tings he knows). regardless, zee is a g, and a great song was made about him which goes like this:

"slob on my knob, like corn on the cob, check in with zee, then do ur job"

sheesh bro that guy looks like a zee heeng
bro i was swimming near the lakeside and i think i saw a zee.

zee heeng by iqbal qureshi November 17, 2020

zee bones 

Another way to say No.

1: "you still going to the fair this year?" 2: "Zee bones broski, I can't afford tickets."

zee bones by MetalikzOG July 8, 2022

zee Germans 

Controversy over this definition has arisen due to someone being too lazy to look up the definition of a German word. The word sie/Sie can mean she, they or you but not the.
The 'correct' anglo-german would be 'die Germans' or perhaps 'protection from den Germans'.

The word 'zee' here is clearly meant to mean the (and it's a better sounding phrase than die Germans) but I have to lend my support to the mispronunciation of the theory to the mistranslation of sie theory.

You have also misspelled Deutsch

What annoys you the most?

People attacking others without checking the facts, also losing to zee Germans on penalties.

zee Germans by nurry7 June 29, 2010

Zee Germans 

Contrary to the post above, "Zee Germans" is not referring to how Germans speak English at all.

"Zee Germans" comes from the fact that the German word for "the" in some cases, is "sie or Sie" which is pronounced, Zee.

So, when someone says, "Zee Germans," they are saying "The Germans," in a hybrid English German language.

Whoever wrote that definition above should be proper fucked!!!

By who???

I'm sure Zee Germans wouldn't mind doing it.

Zee Germans by Zbreedbz May 25, 2010

Zee Duke

The duke but with a French accent

Ah zee duke is here

Zee Duke by Yatdvel November 23, 2018

Zee-unicorn 

Zee-unicorn is where you lube a hand up and wank a guy off on your head while he is catching some zzz's.

Oi mate.. guess what? That german backpacker sure gave me zee-unicorn of the century.

Zee-unicorn by Zapp zappos October 26, 2017

Zee Captain

A man who uses big words to intimidate his suspects, but usually doesn't know what they mean.

Sweet Papa: Bro, you should have heard what he said to that girl, he made her cry!

Satez: They call him Zee Captain for nothing!!

Zee Captain by Satez March 22, 2010