brown zamboni

after taking a shit a man wipes his ass all over a chicks face.

I dropped a deuce with no toilet paper in site, I had to give my wife a brown zamboni again.

by lance ap May 25, 2008

Zager Zamboni

A Zager Zambini is when during sexual intercourse the Male does a line of coke off his girl's ass while on crutches and delivering a Hamlet monologue. This type of act is reserved for true legends of the game

Greg: Yo heard your date to Casa Blanca was sick.

Sam: Ye plus I gave her the old Zager Zamboni back at her place so it was a dope night

by Jonny Ovenmitts July 29, 2018

zamboni driver

caucasion female enjoying canadians redefined for pleasure and dating.

check out the zamboni driver with the canadian.

by Uniquester May 2, 2006

Table Zamboni

The silver metal "sweeper" shaped in the form of a razor fish shell. In a fancy restaurant, the waiter will use this to pick up crumbs between courses.

Waiter pulls out the table zamboni.
Customer: "What the hell is that thing?"
Waiter: "It's a table zamboni."

by Hannahcupcake November 22, 2009

rusty zamboni

A terrible hockey player, generally one with inept skills and/or on-ice vision.

That bunch of rusty zambonis couldn't score on an empty net.

by Indiana Labrador December 12, 2008

Zamboni Man

Another word for the devil. Also known as the Z Man

If you don't behave, the Zamboni Man will come and take you.

by Frankenstein June 11, 2005

two-handed zamboni

a sex act to be performed on a frozen lake, pond or skating rink. the two handed Zamboni is identical to the inverted wheelbarrow with one exception the man wears ice skates and the woman wears ice skates on her hands ... and is only considered a successful two-handed Zamboni when performed while moving across the ice.

Guy and Veronica almost got da frostbite when they did da two-handed Zamboni last Tuesday, ay.

by wuntoothrie June 16, 2011