Go Suck Your Self

Meaning just f*ck off or go f*ck your self
by LOL0909 October 02, 2018
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Sucking your own dick

What you're doing when you create a definition for your own name.
Dylan: "I just defined 'Dylan' as 'Cool friend and huge lady's man' on Urban Dictionary!"
Steven: "Quit sucking your own dick. Who the fuck invited you, anyway?"
by Kiro Osex XIII July 04, 2016
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Suck Your Mothers Cock

An extremely insulting method of dismissing a completed fucktard. It not only suggests the recipient of the insult might have sexual feelings for their parents but also suggests their parents are extremely unusual and of an ambiguous gender. This term can be altered to read, lick your fathers cunt: this means the exact same thing. Both of these terms imply gender confusion and an overarching sense of confusion in general. A further implication is that the recipient of this term engages in incest and they themselves are inbred and therefore intellectually deficient.
Go home and suck your mothers cock before you embarrass yourself.
by fucklerclaus November 02, 2018
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Suck your own tail

To orally stimulate ones own penis
"DAVID....Clean your room!"

"Go Suck your own tail"
by Sam the Man December 04, 2003
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Suck Your Own Nipps

Something that is said to someone when they are pissed.
Nipps = Nipples
by Gabriel Janusios April 03, 2010
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A combination of put that in your pipe and smoke it and suck it, but a more derogatory and forceful way than either individually to end an argument. Often used if the other person is a just plain bitch or cock muncher.
My argument is vastly superior to yours, so put that in your pipe and suck on it. Bitch.
by Megaloman March 12, 2008
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whatever sucks your straw

synonymous with "whatever floats your boat" and the new and absolutely phenomenal "whatever lifts your luggage".
well, i don't particularly care for butt humping my pets... but whatever sucks your straw, pete.
by dordan jewert May 16, 2010
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