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yoked on 

to leave a massive amount of nut on someone
you finna get yoked on!!!!!
yoked on by Mr. Brown Shugga December 11, 2017
the past tense of yolo (you only live once)
Yeah man i just yoloed last night, yolo!
yoloed by jnickel17 June 14, 2019
'dude last night i yonked my controller while playing'

or: 'stop yonking bullshit around with that filthy mouth of yours'
yonked by bbyyil February 8, 2021
(verb) To be yorked is reminiscent of being jacked, dooped, taken for your money, ripped off or jerked around.

(adj) Yorky. When somethign is yorky it means it's chinsey, sketchy, shady or looks/sounds.seems like a rip off. Not to be confused with Yorkie - a York U student.

The word partly originated from the poor academic image associated with York University and a steep financial price you pay for your education there and party from the institution's seemingly random yet systematic ability to screw over its students while denying any involvement and offering no help.

York has a business-first attitude and puts students along with their education last. It mass produces students like McDonald's does BigMacs, with the same intrinsic value.
Kevin: Dude, I just saw this movie and got totally yorked!

Jake: Dude, Why would you see it? You yourself even said that the trailer looked yorky.
Yorked by Shittalker February 10, 2010

New Yorked 

When during a routine traffic stop a law enforcement official(s) without provocation smashes a citizen's car window(s) out with a police baton, drags the driver off to the side of the road, and proceeds to unload multiple rounds into their torso with their issued duty firearm.
"When the police pulled that man over, despite his compliance, the police approached his vehicle and NEW YORKED him. Another roadside piracy."
New Yorked by Joe9001 January 13, 2015
Irish Slang for being high on ecstasy tablets.
Commonly used in and around the Holylands Belfast and Derry.
"I'm fucking yoked in Thompsons" this translates to "I am high on ecstasy tablets in Thompsons"
yoked by theyoker3000 February 3, 2017