yoinks

verb: 1 ) to take something by stealth or speed
2) an exclamation to indicate this type of action

i yoinked the CD from his collection.

i moved in on his girl at the late night party. yoinks!

by o dizzle dogg May 17, 2006

yoink

masturbate

I had to give the old chap a yoink before I went on a date with my mates mum, otherwise I might have jizzed all over her tight top, and thus, her wonderful norks

by chopsy May 17, 2003

yoink

to grab you dick yoink it up and down

well i've got to go and yoink my snake

by joshua morton July 9, 2004

Yoinked

Being drunk/high enough to the point where you are clearly inebriated, but still having a killer time!!!

Let's get yoinked tonight!
I was pretty yoinked but it was a good night.

by Nikkimiguel December 15, 2016

yoink

when you feness some squeaker in fortnite ;)

GET YOINKED BITCH

by Shaquille Oatmeal March 20, 2019

Yoinked

When you smack someone so hard that their eyes water.

“Dang dude she just yoinked the shit outta him”

by A-money14 March 25, 2019

yoink

the opposite of yeet

person one: do you wanna go to the shawn mendes concert?
person two: YOINKKKK

by anamendes November 21, 2018