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so glad to eat you

A polite way to thank someone after oral sex.

Ben Dover told Wonda Wonderpig "I'm so glad to eat you!"
Ben Dover told Wonda Wonderpig "I'm so glad to eat you!"
by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017
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You will eat the bugs

A phrase used to reference or mock the increasing obsession of politicians and activists generally associated with the World Economic Forum to replace meat-eating and cattle farming with "insect protein" from cockroaches, crickets, and other disgusting land-bugs.

Mostly used in 4chan as well as in conservative or anti-New World Order circles, with several conspiracy theories associated as to WHY they would want everyone to eat bugs instead of cows.
Some of those theories include...

- "Non-sea bugs are full of chitin in their exoskeleton, which unlike sea-bugs, cannot be removed or cooked away. Chitin is indigestible to human bodies and causes several illnesses including forms of cancer if overconsumed, therefore the elite want their human cattle to eat bugs to make them weak, dull, mentally deficient and sick."
- "Humilliation ritual from the Jews in power to make non-Jews eat disgusting cockroaches while Jews continue to enjoy beef because bugs aren't Kosher and therefore Jews would be the only ones exempted from eating bugs. Making them eat bugs would be anti-semitic."
- "It's a way of breaking the people's will to make them submit to absolutely anything the elite wants, no matter how disgusting or otherwise unacceptable."
>You WILL live in the pod
>You WILL marry the transwoman
>You WILL eat the bugs
>You WILL own nothing
>And you WILL be happy.
by Dusknoir September 21, 2022
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all you can eat

All you can eat? Are you sure you really want to see how much I can eat?
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Who told you you could eat my cookies?

Another popular pharse by none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is very often used in prank calls and can be heard in various soundboards.
Cookies?
Who told you you could eat MY cookies???!!
by Kyle Strangle May 8, 2006
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"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*
by scodder November 15, 2012
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all you can eat

Place where one never stomachs enough food to get his money's worth.
Just been to an all you can eat restaurant...I think I'm going to be sick.....
by City rider December 13, 2003
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Eat you out

Oral sex in the vagina,

In basic terms licking a cunt.
Person A: I want to do one more thing with you
Person B: What then?
Person A: Eat you out
by dotoriton May 2, 2010
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