7 year old

The majority of individuals on Urban Dictionary.
They spend their time:
-On Urban Dictionary, looking up the definitions Minecraft, Roblox, Fortnite, and 7 year old, and disliking/removing all the definitions against them.
-On Minecraft, having epileptic seizures when they find diamonds.
-On Roblox, playing Prison Escape and ODing in Meep City.
-On COD, sucking at the game and saying "Your mom" to people that won against them.
-With their mother's credit card, proceeding to smash it on the ground and exchange it for toys they don't need.

That is your basic guide to a 7 year old.

I know lots of 7 year olds are going to dislike this. But if you do, you are falling into my trap.
I'm always watching, 7 year olds.

by PonyTardRepellence July 3, 2018

13 Year Olds

Somebody who is insulted, called an idiot, called a ball of hormones, called an annoying little kid who does stupid things, by almost every definition on the urban dictionary.

It's totally unfair how 13 year olds are insulted on the urban dictionary.

by Lazav (shapeshifter) October 12, 2019

School Year

A 9 month prison sentence that must be served 12 times in a person's lifetime in order to receive a Certificate of Indoctrination, also know as a High School Diploma. People who do not receive this certificate will be alienated from society, and laughed at by their peers. Usually served from age 6 to age 18 (US).

Rick: I'm in the middle of my 11th School Year.

Jim: Respect man, I quit that shit after year 10.

Rick: What?! Man, nobody's gonna hire you with that record!
Jim: I don't mind, I became a carpenter, and now live happily within my means.

by Fisherman1234567890987654321 December 31, 2014

9 year old army

A special kind of specimen who specifically devote their lives to following a certain god known as Pewdiepie. As part of their cult, you must spam other channels with cringey comments carrying their lord’s message and also supporting Pewdiepie through thick and thin.

Person 1- Hey, do you watch Pewdiepie?

Person 2-Hell yeah I do, I’m part of the 9 year old army

by TankBeatsEverything September 8, 2018

Yarndy FC

A football club/group/association, established in 2019 with the sole goal of reaching Division 1 in Fifa 20 Pro Clubs. Yarndy FC nowadays is a local phenomenon known for their gaming and sporting excellence, also heavily known by appearing at social gatherings with a one in all in mentality.

A famous date in the history of Yarndy FC is the 30th of January 2021. This marks the day Yarndy FC founder, captain an legend Blake Rogers lifted the Fifa 21 Division 1 Pro Clubs Title. This achievement cemented the club among the elite in the world.
Throughout the years Yarndy Football Club have had many players chuck in the famous green and red; some of the most notable being:
Great White Pig
Abuzar Castillo
Der Is Bearcum
Heung Min Ston
The Taxi

Chiq
Lara’s TopBins
The Timp
Darren Salt
Superman Bugmy
Leonardis Lambrakis

Bob Barker
Afro Jack

Riley Jennings
Big Orse
Mike Coxlong
Sleep Paralysis

Adrian Nthethe
John Cena

The Ratman of Southend
Big Bum
Miniminter

and finally coach Scoot Rogers

“ When Lionel Messi retires will he have any regrets?”
“Yes, he never proved himself against Yarndy FC”

by Der Is Bearcum March 11, 2021

Dad of the Year

A father who when taking his child to the swimming baths can't help but become overexcited. Such a man usually throws the child (and other children) around the pool, repeatedly splashes everyone and generally acts like an infant in his quest to prove he is the best, most fun father on the planet.

Lifeguard 1 (about to take over supervision of the pool): Anybody playing up?
Lifeguard 2: Nah it's cool man, just watch out for "Dad of the year" over there.

by Leisure Suit Larry October 16, 2008

9 year old

PewDiePie subscriber.

A: You watch Pewds too?

B: yh
A: 9 year old army

by Scrumplex July 31, 2018