yeti

a very hairy person who thinks they're the shit when they're the suckiest friend on planet earth.

omg look at that yeti its alyssa ingrassia!

yeti by somebody who hates alyssa June 22, 2008

yeti

A grotesquely large man who thinks that he is well hung. Often times this creature is quite hairy and eats constantly (see over fed)

We call this guy at work yeti because he is so large.

yeti by Tangy April 1, 2003

yeti

A message board poster that specializes in low level harrassment posts. Also likes the "hit and run" posting. Fond of the word "monkey".

Monkeyman 22 was mocking me on the CF message board a week ago. I hammered him, but he never came back. Fuckin Yeti.

yeti by John October 9, 2004

Yeti

Someone who has an unusually large head as compared to the average size and is in the shape of a yeti's mountainous head.

Also may refer to Matt Moskal's head who had a similar headshape to the abominable snowman, who starred in "The Bridges at Toko-Ri".

Sebastian: "Yo, have you seen Matt anywhere?"

Mike: "Nah dude, I haven't seen that Yeti-Headed bum all day...."

Yeti by Bored_97 February 1, 2010

yeti

Extremely hairy beasts that roam the Earth under the full moon. Their main food supply is sheep, which is why their main nemesis is The sheepslayer. Yetis have lived for many thousands of generations and are often times confused in mythlore as werewolves because of their uncanny ability to change into stronger versions of themselves under the full moon. The avg. height for a full grown yeti is 6' 8" while the biggest one recorded to date was 9' 11". Yetis' teeth are viciously sharp and their claws are deadly and quick. If you do come into contact with a yeti back away slowly and then run in the opposite direction of anything made of wool.

The yetis ate half our flock last night!

I killed 2 of those yetis out back last night when they were attacking my sheep.

My cousin Mel got killed by a yeti last winter when she was wearing a wool coat out on the mountain trails.

yeti by crameel7 April 13, 2011

yeti

When a person of large size, maybe over 200 lbs gets very drunk and can't control his or herself

"Did Rick Ross yeti at the bar last night?"

"He did, he broke so many things, nobody could get him to sit down or stop"

yeti by stir fry booty July 4, 2014

Yeti

Massive man, born the 1st of November in 1974. Fierce, loyal, swift on his feet, vows to protect the ones he loves and befriends the most amazing of creatures. He stands tall, never failing at any task set before him. The Yeti's signature footprint and loud excessive snoring sets him apart from all others.

Ziggy Pop and Krissy Poo rolls with The Yeti always, ride or die like creatures know amazing when they see it. A loyal threesome.

Ziggy Pop will be singing Happy Fucking Birthday all day long to The Yeti.

Yeti by SwtValentine13 November 1, 2014