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A video streaming website. Used to be a great site until its demise when it was bought out by google. Although google did some good things that we accept as the consumer, there were many changes that damaged YouTube. One of these was a bot that filters through every YouTube video in order to spot copyright infringement. Now thanks to google's lazy choice of using a bot over a human to do the copyright work, big companies saw this as a big money maker and censorship machine and had started to abuse this copyright system in order to care and harass YouTubers who critique on products, movies, etc. Currently (This will be an outdated event in the future) there are good people fighting back against this harmful and greedy scum that intend to create "bloodshed" for profit. And again, despite all of this bad stuff, YouTube is a great site and it will be even better if we help eliminate the problems affecting it.
John: Hey Tobias. Remember the guy that reacted to the Damn Daniel vines?
Tobias: Yeah. Did anything happen to him?
John: He had his reaction video and a couple of others taken down by a fake company named Merlin CDLTD. Theydon't care how much damage they do to YouTube, they just want the money because "Money talks"
Tobias: Ive heard of people rebelling against this scum and I'm part of the good fight! wanna help make YouTube great again?
John: Yeah! lets fight the good fight!
YouTube by dr.danger65 June 26, 2016
A safe haven for teenagers to upload shitty raps and promote their mixtapes.
Mike: John uploaded a rap on YouTube
Formerly a friendly place to upload all sorts of video content onto the internet and make a couple of bucks here or there. Now it's been overrun by vloggers clickbaiters and toy review channels. What went from a place to upload all sorts of entertainment has become the most cancerous site on the internet, with every trending video being some sort of clickbait, toy review or vlog.
Me: Man, remember when YouTubers uploaded good content?
Friend: I sure as hell would rather have gaming videos over 100 degree knife clickbait or Jake Paul
YouTube by Captain_Cancer September 26, 2017
Youtube (Def: 1):
An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity.

Youtube (Def: 2): An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence.

Prof. Dr. RTGame PHD
Example (Def 1): A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams "It was I" and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and people start to get sick. The person starts to play a Tiktok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a Youtube.

Example (Def 2): A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like, and press the button for you. They invite you to view a genuinely funny meme they found on Tiktok with you using their audio splitter cable, and it makes you laugh and brightens up your day, gosh you really needed that. It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need the funny meme. Thank you, kind stranger. This person is a Youtube.
youtube by Gabriel Kahn January 22, 2023
YouTube is a video hosting site launched in 2005. It has gone way downhill nowadays. It was bought by Google in 2006.
Now it's been taken over by retarded kids (not me, retarded 15-year-olds) with webcams, no sense of internet humor, and ranting about how they hate you.
Don't even get me started on the 5-year-olds whose parents don't watch what they are doing...
Thankfully, there are some non-retarded people on YouTube.
YouTube used to be the shit. Now it's just shit.
YouTube by The Ninja Cat July 25, 2012
The video sharing site that allows you to "broadcast yourself". Launched in 2005 and purchased by Google in 2006, the site was good until around late 2008/early 2009 when Youtube started acting more like a dictatorship, enforcing stupid copyright rules, forcing users to adapt to new designs and formats they don't want, eliminating user groups, and requiring users to sit through ads before letting them watch their video. If you are thinking of starting an account I urge you to reconsider. If you currently have an account, I would consider deleting it and not returning until Youtube agrees to return to the way things worked from around 2005-mid 2008.
Youtube has gone to hell since Google took over. They want to kick the everyday you and me users off the site and only allow popular people like Fred and Rebecca Black to post videos. To the YT heads, if you don't pay money, you aren't worth their time.
Youtube by Gaaraofthedamned January 4, 2012