Yosief

a Person who smells like pennies

Person 1: do you smell that?
Person 2: yeah that’s Yosief

by Rikogordsberry February 7, 2019

Yosef

Chill guy, usually says that he’s just chillin for anything. Most of the time not doing anything and is just relaxing till one of his friends invite him to do something.

Damn, Yosef is always chillin.

by HolyMcnugget March 21, 2020

Yousef

(Noun) impeccable perfect symmetric guy, a king, hot as hell, long dick and perfect teeth
Every girl would suck for him for free
Always a winner and he never lose
Perfect at boyfriending his exs cries at 1 AM everyday texting him they want him back

I always pray for god to get me some yousef

by uruel June 9, 2018

Youssef

A guy who will always piss you off no matter what he also is a stuck up idiot who always thinks he’s right and will flex everything he owns. But his jokes are funny even if they’re racist or rude and he doesn’t care what people think.

You’re such a youssef

by Oops_I_Screwed_Up February 16, 2020

Yosef

Absolute handsome beast often referred to by women with a pretty good penis always knows a way to the girls heart.

He is such a Yosef insert moan

by Papi I’m too young January 7, 2021

Dirty Yousef

The sexual act of having the female get down on all fours while the other participant grabs her hair, pulling violently back, until her hair can be inserted anally.

That gymnast is so flexible I bet she could handle a Dirty Yousef

by Professional Hooker July 27, 2021

Yosef

A sexy, badass dude from Israel who knows how to serve up a shot of tequila and give you an orgasm just by staring at you ;-) Not to be confused with arabic Yousufs who think they're hot shots when they're not. YOSEFs are from Israel!

Elise: Hey T check him out he's soo sexy, his name is YOSEF
Tina: I dunno he looks soo mean
Elise: I know it's driving me crazy thinking what he would do to me if given the chance.

by AlphaRomeo* December 6, 2013