yonk

A period of exactly NINE (9) years

I was born 'bout 5 yonks ago

by yerodretep December 23, 2004

yonks ago

From Dublin Ireland.

Something that happened ages ago or a long time ago

Did you see that the other day what he said ??

Yes I said the same thing yonks ago

by Jaybaly April 05, 2016

Donkeys Yonks

A helluva long time... Like, the extreme version of "Yonks"

Dude 1: I haven't seen Nigel in "Donkeys Yonks"

Dude 2: Thats cos hes Nigel No Mates!!

by Shavvy April 23, 2009

Yonks is Stonks

If "Yonks" refers to a period of time, and "Stonks" refers to a quantity of money, we can apply the old saying. Time is money, therefore Yonks is Stonks.

Hurry up, we're on a tight schedule, and Yonks is Stonks!

by fried.rice.guy November 04, 2019

Bonking Yonk

a homosexual act between two males slapping and/or rubbing dick against eachothers

Dude what does rugby mean? Oh, that means rough, ugly, guys, Bonking Yonk

by HiBob12 July 03, 2010

Te apesta el yonke

Your ass smells

Marina te apesta el yonke

by kutter kat April 04, 2021

Yonk

480 shreks

My Bluetooth adapter took one whole yonk to arrive

by Donkeeeh April 29, 2020