wrapping presents

A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"

by sanfud n sun April 30, 2006

Bacon Wrap

A) Verb. To take something that is already in a positive state of being and then elevate it to an unprecedented level of excellence by modifying or adding to it.

B) Verb. A deal sweetener.

Andre really bacon wrapped the deal by offering to deliver that muthafucka to LaRon's aunntie's house where he stay at.

The pizza shop hottie really bacon wrapped my order, she hooked it up with a free calzone AND extra ranch sauce.

If the bouncer isn't taking your $20 and is asking for more money, bacon wrap the deal by whispering a haiku in his left ear.

by A1MurderSauce October 6, 2012

Testicle Wrap

The wrapping of the hand around the testicles during a handjob. The tesitcles contract and mold softly around the fingers.

Gross! I just got a testicle wrap

by Work Turbans for life! May 11, 2009

Sausage Wrap

Particularly if one was not circumcised, it’s another word for Fore-skin.

Bro, I was never circumcised when I was young, so my fore-skin is wrapping around my penis like a sausage wrap.
wrap.

by JayForRunner April 8, 2021

under wraps

in secrecy, in obscurity

Even though your parents know, we should still keep things under wraps in front of our friends.

by Light Joker October 27, 2005

its a wrap

a phrase usually that means something is about to go down, or somehing is over

aw naw its a wrap i'm bout ta beat that bitch ass

its a wrap, i got a 1.83 on ma report card

by anonymous May 13, 2005

Bubble wrap

A wrapping material made of plastic with small, round pockets of air. By pressing on said air pocket, it will burst creating a pleasant sounding "pop."

I filled my package with bubble wrap so the contents wouldn't break.

"I'm bored. OOH! Bubble wrap! POP POP POP POP"

by Quizzical Thought August 25, 2008