One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.
Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a workout impostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.
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Get the funk-workout mug.when you say you're going to the gym but all you end up doing is sitting on a bike listening to music and chatting with your friends at the juice bar.
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That guido can't reach his arms to his undersized pockets because of his guido workout, so he is stuck in an infinite fist pump status
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Get the Ab Workout mug.The thought that after you have worked out, you've burned 500 calories and you can pretty much eat whatever you want, when in reality, you've only burned about 90.
Olivia: Uh, Julia? Ya might want to go a little easier on the eating there. Remember your goal of 10 pounds by next Friday?
Julia: Oh, no it's okay. I just worked out for like 45 minutes so now I can post-workout binge.
Julia: Oh, no it's okay. I just worked out for like 45 minutes so now I can post-workout binge.
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