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I-290 Worcester

A major highway that runs through Worcester, MA that between the hours of 2-6pm on weekdays and sometimes Saturdays really stupid dumbass people meet up to just stop in the middle of a highway from when you first reach Worcester over the lake Quinsigamond until the Grafton Street exit. As soon as people see the “Welcome to Worcester” sign they develop “gas pedal amnesia” and just stop in a moronic sea of brake lights. It is 10x worse on Fridays for whatever reason. It could easily be avoided if people just learned how to drive.
Man #1: Should we take I-290 Worcester to get from Shrewsbury to Auburn this afternoon?

Man #2: No way, I feel like getting there sometime this century and not have to deal with a bunch of morons who can’t drive
by Noraa dude September 25, 2023
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Worcester Microwave

When someone farts in a microwave and then shoves their mates head inside, similar to a Dutch oven.
Sam wasn't expecting a thing when he walked into the kitchen to get Worcester Microwaved by Brett this morning.
by The Oven'er August 24, 2021
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Worcester Railers

A team based in Worcester Massachusetts and plays in the ECHL. The team is a bigger choking hazard than the popped balloons at a kids birthday party.
Bro... I can't believe the Worcester Railers choked for the 6th season in a row and missed the playoffs
by Gameboss49 January 6, 2025
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worcestering

The Act of opening a beer and not drinking it, while acting drunk.
Dude, that guy was so worcestering his beer
by Darous February 8, 2008
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