A major highway that runs through Worcester, MA that between the hours of 2-6pm on weekdays and sometimes Saturdays really stupid dumbass people meet up to just stop in the middle of a highway from when you first reach Worcester over the lake Quinsigamond until the Grafton Street exit. As soon as people see the “Welcome to Worcester” sign they develop “gas pedal amnesia” and just stop in a moronic sea of brake lights. It is 10x worse on Fridays for whatever reason. It could easily be avoided if people just learned how to drive.
Man #1: Should we take I-290 Worcester to get from Shrewsbury to Auburn this afternoon?
Man #2: No way, I feel like getting there sometime this century and not have to deal with a bunch of morons who can’t drive
Man #2: No way, I feel like getting there sometime this century and not have to deal with a bunch of morons who can’t drive
by Noraa dude September 25, 2023
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Man #1: Should we take I-290 Worcester to get from Shrewsbury to Auburn this afternoon?
Man #2: No way, I feel like getting there sometime this century and not have to deal with a bunch of morons who can’t drive
Man #2: No way, I feel like getting there sometime this century and not have to deal with a bunch of morons who can’t drive
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